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Member since: Dec 19, 2009 (15 years)
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Bio

I was born in the year 0 BC somewhere in the middle east (that would also dictate my ethnicity). My father was a carpenter and my mother a virgin. My biological father (and Myself at the same time) had an affair with my mother while she was married. This was the first instance of a being conceiving itself, a feat that would remain unparalleled until 1939, when Chuck Norris did the same. I'm a devout jew, with a critical eye for religion. Which takes me to my next less intuitive point: I feel sick almost everyday when I see so many instances of me depicted at the moment of execution. My most painful memory to date. On the flip side, being depicted as a Caucasian male, I don't have to wear disguises to not be recognized in public. Some people still doubt my authenticity, but I can assure you, I am the one people used to call JC.