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Shitty Albums Pt V: Metallica - St. Anger

Shitty Albums is a series of reviews for, quite possibly, the worst albums on the planet. 

Part V: Metallica – St. Anger

Telling a Metallica fan that Metallica suck has always been a pointless endeavor, you’ll quickly end up in a situation where you’re having an argument with a brick wall. 1,334 more words

Review

Best Times: Wanking

I have bad news for all girls. Sorry. First let me explain…

As boys we start wanking before our teenage years begin. Eleven, twelve years old or earlier. 613 more words

Come

Panty wank...

Gabriella will often wrap her panties round my cock and wank me off. She has such strong yet supple wrists. Like one of those women who worked the streets in Spain some years ago, streets like Calle Echegaray in Madrid or the parks after dark. 494 more words

Life

If They Don't See It, Why Should We??

I was scrolling through Facebook recently, and a friend had posted something from another blog, “This is what a man actually sees when you’re naked… 367 more words

Women

Step away from the Thesaurus

Whilst at work recently, I overheard a funny but quite insightful exchange between two colleagues.
A young Irish junior planner turned to his Dutch senior mentor and exclaimed “Do you know what, there are so many advertising terms which Microsoft Word does not recognise”, the simply beautiful response from the senior planner to his inquisitive junior was “…and rightly so, it’s the language of wank”. 488 more words

Quick one off the wrist....

Gabriella returned Friday evening. She’d been on a three day training course in sunny Newcastle. Consequently, I was displaced, banished to the spare bedroom Friday evening. 342 more words

Life