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Pout

You pouted. You know what that does to me, and you pouted. I told you to get on your knees, and you pouted.

You got to your knees, then looked up at me, and pouted. 440 more words

Come

Sweary links #5

Here’s what you missed while you were reading the clean stories: 226 more words

Swearing

I Want To Go Green!

I am not an eco-friendly human being.  There I said it. Hate me.  Despise me.  Curse me.

I don’t mind recycling, if I don’t have to walk… 175 more words

Humor

Shitty Albums Pt V: Metallica - St. Anger

Shitty Albums is a series of reviews for, quite possibly, the worst albums on the planet. 

Part V: Metallica – St. Anger

Telling a Metallica fan that Metallica suck has always been a pointless endeavor, you’ll quickly end up in a situation where you’re having an argument with a brick wall. 1,334 more words

Review

Best Times: Wanking

I have bad news for all girls. Sorry. First let me explain…

As boys we start wanking before our teenage years begin. Eleven, twelve years old or earlier. 613 more words

Come

Panty wank...

Gabriella will often wrap her panties round my cock and wank me off. She has such strong yet supple wrists. Like one of those women who worked the streets in Spain some years ago, streets like Calle Echegaray in Madrid or the parks after dark. 494 more words

Life

If They Don't See It, Why Should We??

I was scrolling through Facebook recently, and a friend had posted something from another blog, “This is what a man actually sees when you’re naked… 367 more words

Body