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Masturbating. . .

WARNING THIS POST IS MEANT TO BE READ BY MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY. IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE TOUGH LANGUAGE ABOUT SEXUAL ACTIONS THEN PLEASE DON’T READ. THANK YOU. 536 more words

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Introduction to influence

It’s fucking humid. It always is.

I hear the fan buzzing in the background but my eyes are still shut. The buzzing becomes louder as the fan rotates in my direction. 721 more words

Love And Other Drugs

a-z challenge: v

TMI for anyone who is easily startled by me, vaginas, or me and vaginas. You have been warned etc etc.

In which the whole a-z thing gets completely out of hand, because V, my sweet, sexy and soulful readers, is for vagina. 683 more words

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10 Wonderful Facts You Probably Don’t Know About Vaginas

Vaginas are wonderful, curious organs that bring life. Complex in nature and incredibly strong. Did you for instance know that the clitoris alone contains about 8000 nerve endings? 33 more words

Clitoris

Peeping Tom

Samantha was getting settled into her new home in the Greenview nieghborhood. Never had been married and no kids of her own, she spent eighty hours or more a week working for the most prominent law firm in the city. 1,413 more words

The Questions You Are Allowed to Ask Me

So you read my blog and have maybe read my books (you should totally read my books because they are quite possibly the best works yet written and may be the best of all time except I am writing more which may in fact prove better…just saying) or you have been a student of mine or are a student of mine or you work with me in some capacity…or you just see me in Starbucks. 262 more words

The Trans Fandango

I'm the Liz Lemon of Prostitutes. Also, vagina.

Because I was a nun when I was a teenager, I was never taught sex ED. Never thought I would need it. Boy, was I wrong. 245 more words

Call Girl