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Either way, the universe is on my shank list...

I opened my email and found the universe knocking at my door with some advice.

So I need to scarf down a pizza and then rid myself of the muffin top it will surely give me?  26 more words

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Damn you peer pressure...

About a year ago, I was peer pressured into reading the 50 Shades of Grey series. I had held out because I loathe people telling me “you’ll love it” and then I hate it and I begin to question how we are friends. 382 more words

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That joke eluded me for years...

So there’s one joke on The Big Bang Theory that I never, ever got. I have watched the episode at least 25 times and it never made any sense to me. 184 more words

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Those wild eyes make more sense now...

I’ve been on vacation now for just over a week. It’s not really a vacation since I’m sitting at home but, I’m not working so that’s amazing. 318 more words

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The Apple Genius oxymoron...

126. That was the number that redefined my life.

One-hundred motherfucking twenty-six. The moment I managed to hack into encrypted data in my Apple accounts. Data I was told was unrecoverable by Apple after a two-hour support call. 240 more words

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Tis the season...

For really early group text messages. And I mean early. My clock still showed 5 as the first number. And I didn’t recognize anyone who was sending me the messages. 181 more words

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Why don't you go....

Today is one of those days where I want to peel my face off and go do something productive as someone else.

Anyone else feeling that way?! 80 more words

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