Shank You Very Much
I opened my email and found the universe knocking at my door with some advice.
So I need to scarf down a pizza and then rid myself of the muffin top it will surely give me? 26 more words
About a year ago, I was peer pressured into reading the 50 Shades of Grey series. I had held out because I loathe people telling me “you’ll love it” and then I hate it and I begin to question how we are friends. 382 more words
2 weeks, 2 days
So there’s one joke on The Big Bang Theory that I never, ever got. I have watched the episode at least 25 times and it never made any sense to me. 184 more words
2 weeks, 5 days
I’ve been on vacation now for just over a week. It’s not really a vacation since I’m sitting at home but, I’m not working so that’s amazing. 318 more words
126. That was the number that redefined my life.
One-hundred motherfucking twenty-six. The moment I managed to hack into encrypted data in my Apple accounts. Data I was told was unrecoverable by Apple after a two-hour support call. 240 more words
2 months, 1 week
For really early group text messages. And I mean early. My clock still showed 5 as the first number. And I didn’t recognize anyone who was sending me the messages. 181 more words
Today is one of those days where I want to peel my face off and go do something productive as someone else.
Anyone else feeling that way?! 80 more words
2 months, 2 weeks