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July 4th Casualties

Open toed shoes and alcohol do not mix!

I missed the step and tore off half the nail on my big toe. Stuff is nasty! I’m about to go drown it with iodine and wrap it up and pray to God it doesn’t get infected. 45 more words

July

Delusional Daydream

I’m at a party. It’s night and we’re in a field. A big one, in the middle of nowhere. It’s cold and still but there’s a fire that makes everyone uncomfortably warm, there’s jackets on the ground and bags piled up at a safe distance creating a sort of circle around the firey …fireness. 239 more words

Life Problems

Some Bootleg Fireworks Capping Off Your Fourth Of July

LAWD GE ZUS! MUDERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS! Laugh out loud stuff right there. In all seriousness though, this should serve as a good lesson for everyone out celebrating tonight, never buy bootleg fireworks or you’ll end up like Twiggy here and your bushes will catch fire. 11 more words

Entertainment

STUPID QUESTIONS AND SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me… 162 more words

Comedy

New Bookworm

Well, seems my poem from 2012 kind of underwhelmed the world.  Scroll on readers and you shall discover my original first draft of ‘Honeymoon,’ currently drafted to bits, and dead-headed twice already.   293 more words

Writing

Rejection


I have a really hard time dealing with rejection, and I know that s stupid but I can t seem to get past it. I had started a relationship with a guy I really liked recently, suddenly had so much hope for the future. 63 more words

I’m one of those people that doesn’t flip out very much, so usually, when it does happen, people know something’s wrong. It’s very hard to annoy me, but when you do be prepared for the worst. 302 more words

Stupid