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On the end of times.

“Miss, what would you do if you looked outside and saw the sky on fire and heard trumpets-”
“Are you asking me what I would do if the rapture happened?” 12 more words

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On shoes.

“Why are you walking so sloooooooow?”
“These shoes are two sizes too big.”
“Why are you wearing shoes too sizes too big?”
“They’re someone else’s.” 46 more words

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On pronunciation.

“What’s a pen elope?”
“That’s PENELOPE. Odysseus’s wifey. Fool.”
“I’m giving up on talking.”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On personal preferences.

“Why did you grab Ivan’s head earlier? Does he have something you want in there?”
“Nope. I just like touching people’s heads.”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On my future job choices.

<Student asks to go to the restroom, gets two steps out the door and stops to have a full-blown convo with his boy.>
(super-quickly and projected, like a Southern grandma) “Did I teeell you that you could go outside and go to the bathroom… 53 more words

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On comebacks.

“Can you like, keep your pen off my paper?”
“Can you like, hushpuppy?”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On reasons they appreciate me.

<This week was Teacher Appreciation week, and while it was pretty hectic, my students gave me quite a few notes. These are some of my favorite quotes from them.> 224 more words

Stuff High Schoolers Say