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On next year.

“Miss V – you gonna miss us next year?”
“Ye-eee-eee-ess?”
“She just lied to everybody in here.”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On people standing in snow.

<To another student walking into class.>
“I saw your boyfriend waiting for you outside today.”
“Okay?”
“He had snow in his hair. He looked like a frosted mini wheat.”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On The Lion King. Kind of.

“Miss, what’s the name of the father of Zumba?”
“Mufasa!”
“I thought it was Pilates.”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On wrinkles.

“Miss V! I can see my wrinkles!”
“That’s not a wrinkle, that’s a crease by your mouth.┬áBabies have those.”
“Babies look like old men!”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On water fountains.

“MISS! I’m freaked out.”
“Why?”
“I took a drink from the fountain and it tasted like water instead of whatever it usually tastes like. It’s like my whole world is upside down.”

Stuff High Schoolers Say

On important questions.

“Miss, I have a very important question.”
“I have a very important answer.”
<Holds up a Kleenex.>
“Is this 2-ply?”

For the record…yes, it was.

Stuff High Schoolers Say