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Spock Returns To Mother Ship

Beloved extra-terrestrial Captain Spock has been beamed up to the Mothership one last time, and taken home.

After saying his farewells to earthlings via Twitter, the stoic Vulcan saluted, and the corners of his mouth raised up slightly as he waved goodbye, before peacefully fading away in front of the eyes of fans. 100 more words


Pomerainon Wasps Threaten To Torture Lobster Wasps Live On The Internet.

Pomeranian Bollock Wasps have responded to the childish taunts issued by North Korean Lobster Wasps, by building a torture chamber housed in a tiny TV studio. 343 more words


50 shades of yogurt is better than the actual movie

If only the film 50 Shades of Grey was made entirely out of this yogurt commercial maybe more people would watch it.


Just Girly Things for Women Who Keep it REAL

Every once in a while people ask me what my ultimate goal is with my blog. Do I want to write a book one day? Or is it just a receptacle for all the insane shit that fills my noggin?  209 more words


House of Cards... against humanity

What’s the best way to play Cards Against Humanity? Like you are Francis Underwood from House of Cards.


Just Give Me a Reason

I really like the song Just Give Me a Reason by Pink and Nate Ruess.

Personally, I like the imagery of “We’re not broken just bent” and the one sided lost love (or is it one sided?).  518 more words

Side Stuff

Can you beam me now?

If Star Trek made a commercial about Verizon it would turn out like this.