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A five year old kid was doing his maths assignment. He said to himself, “six plus four, the son of a b!tch is ten. Two plus four, the son of a bitch is six, 110 more words


Thursday Quote Du Jour: Pucker up, Buttercup

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

miscellaneous quote from Google

I’m a scientist.  Dinosaurs as such are extinct.  According to the geologic record they vanished about 65 million years ago.

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Happy April Fool's Day

I don’t really enjoy pranks.  I’m too old, too tired, and I have just one straw left.  In my condition April Fool’s pranks take too much valuable effort to plan, and being on the receiving end could very well throw me into the whole Cameron Frye catatonia. 142 more words


Tuesday Titters: I love science, don't you?

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Now excuse me, I have to go count a few billion bacteria…


Bar Jokes

Drat. It’s almost 5a.m. but I’m still on a post-talk high and have too much adrenaline coursing around to sleep.

So here are some really bad jokes: 463 more words