The Head of the Family arrived home after a hard day poolside.
He enjoyed his day on the links, chasing after the gazelle like beer girls on the course. 275 more words
Recent research shows that no matter how far you punt a small dog, it will immediately return to you and continue to be annoying. The researchers plan to continue this line of research by investigating whether or not the dog will continue its annoying demeanor based on how hard they are punted, ranging from a soft kick to a full-on NFL style punt.
I first came out of the closet some 12 years ago. (I say “first” because coming out is not something you do once. It is something you do over and over again your entire life.) In those 12 years I have been asked many questions about my coming out and sexuality in general. 1,545 more words