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You're Probably An Asshole

If you watch your phone ring until it stops, you’re probably an asshole…

If you take someone’s aux cord without asking, you’re probably an asshole… 240 more words


The Songkran Festival

To the untrained eye, the Songkran festival appears to be a national water fight.  Children, adults and the elderly take to the streets of Thailand to aggressively drink, and throw water at bystanders and participants alike.  801 more words


I follow blogs?

I thought I just opened this account? Wait. No… I opened this at the beginning of one of the last new years with the intentions to write something everyday. 249 more words

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I'm The Worst

Naturally, I’ve already failed in writing everyday. Oops.  It’s hard being busy doing nothing.  Sorry world.


Mental Superpower

At the weekend I had a difficult conversation with the Significant-Other about how I was feeling.  We had gone out earlier that week (something I didn’t write about) to have a meal with my parents.   901 more words



I believe that we should instate the following regulations:

1) An online bureau of selfie approval ratings. Selfies that are deemed inappropriate are flagged by a panel of experts and removed from the internet. 70 more words