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The Proper Care and Feeding of the Writers in Your Life – Volume 1

Once upon a time, in a land where the summer heat can kill your soul , on the patio of a restaurant bar where the libations eased the slow heat-death, a discussion took place betwixt a certain writer and a certain beloved person in the writer’s life. 3,908 more words


Quotes: A Dose of Dorothy Parker

:) Just a small dose of Dorothy Parker for your day :)

“You can drag a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”    HA! 

“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”  153 more words

Just a Day

Why is it that, for the last few years, holidays have been just another miserable day to me? Call me cynical, but I have felt nothing over this July 4th weekend. 217 more words


3 men & a baby

I have decided to personally title this trip “Three men & a Baby” and I don’t feel the need to elaborate on why.

The beginning of our flight was a little rocky, beginning with three 30 year old women almost in tears discussing their opinions on the latest Nicholas Sparks novel. 668 more words

A Sort of Love Story - Chapter One: Let's Make a Deal

My captor’s hair started to diminish itself and return to something a little less “wrath of God”. I was sprawled out in a less than proper pose on the floor as was still gasping for air. 2,061 more words


Lawson Crouse - Draft Steal

Every once in a while a players falls in the draft and becomes a steal. This year the Florida Panthers pulled off the heist of the century when they drafted a 6’4 215 lb Canadian man beast with the 11th overall pick. 188 more words


Sunday Comic Bitterness

I don’t know about you, but once I became a blogger, my family and bitter people who call themselves my friends, started giving me suggestions on what I should “blog about”. 570 more words