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hatting

A lot of people are texting through their hat.

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bed of roses

You have a bed of roses when your money is under the mattress.

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bouncer

Then there was the bouncer in a nightclub who stood on a trampoline.

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coat rack

Believe it or not, the coat rack in the acupuncturist’s waiting room was a large cactus.

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astronauts

Do astronauts ever spacewalk in their sleep?

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cat-think

Our cat pooped on the floor beside the litter pan. Maybe he was thinking outside the box.

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ashy blast

That’s a perfect example of thinking outside the box – having the funeral director blast your ashes into outer space.

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