Some people are so stuck-up that they text down to everybody.
1 day, 16 hours ago
A lot of people are texting through their hat.
4 days, 5 hours ago
You have a bed of roses when your money is under the mattress.
5 days, 17 hours ago
Then there was the bouncer in a nightclub who stood on a trampoline.
6 days, 17 hours ago
Believe it or not, the coat rack in the acupuncturist’s waiting room was a large cactus.
Do astronauts ever spacewalk in their sleep?
6 days, 21 hours ago
Our cat pooped on the floor beside the litter pan. Maybe he was thinking outside the box.