A lot of people are texting through their hat.
2 days ago
You have a bed of roses when your money is under the mattress.
3 days, 11 hours ago
Then there was the bouncer in a nightclub who stood on a trampoline.
4 days, 11 hours ago
Believe it or not, the coat rack in the acupuncturist’s waiting room was a large cactus.
4 days, 12 hours ago
Do astronauts ever spacewalk in their sleep?
4 days, 15 hours ago
Our cat pooped on the floor beside the litter pan. Maybe he was thinking outside the box.
4 days, 16 hours ago
That’s a perfect example of thinking outside the box – having the funeral director blast your ashes into outer space.
5 days, 11 hours ago