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LOUDINNI Reviews "Cinderella"

What sounded like one of the most unnecessary movies ever made turns out to be one of the most splendid movies ever made. Hyperbole deserved. 306 more words


I have to candidly admit that this movie enlightened me to something I had no idea existed:
Mom Porn.
Honestly, I had no clue.
In fact, I was so mystified by what I saw that I immediately came home and forced my partner, John, to read the first one hundred pages aloud to me while I repeated, “yeah, you like reading bad books out loud, dont’cha boy?” (Trust me, it’s better that way.) 426 more words

LOUDINNI Reviews: "Jupiter Ascending"

“Please, just call me Jupe!”

Not only is this my favorite line in this astonishing mess but also what, I assume will be,  the title song when this is turned into a Broadway musical.  402 more words

LOUDINNI Reviews: "Mortdecai"

I took a bullet for you all on this one. This movie needed two things to be a success: Blake Edwards and Dudley Moore. It reminded me of just how brilliant Edwards was at making this kind of madcap,crazy romp. 264 more words

"LOUDINNI Reviews: "The Boy Next Door"

It is very exciting to know that JLo has finally found a fellow artist that can give her butt a run for its money in Ryan Guzman. 307 more words

LOUDINNI Reviews: "American Sniper"

This movie really pissed me off.
It’s another self-righteous, expertly made, patriotic snuff film from Clint Eastwood.
Once again, Clint can’t decide whether war is the worst or the coolest thing ever as he continues to explore/celebrate all things romance-machismo about killing for your country. 220 more words