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23RD PSALM FOR A JEWISH PRINCESS

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He leadeth me to Neiman Marcus
He giveth me energy for shopping… 85 more words

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Hope n' Change

Fish Shtick

They say that if you give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll feed him for a lifetime.

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Obama

Golf Drive

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. 56 more words

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Alte Kackers

You know you’re past middle age when:

  • You’re older than your dentist.
  • It takes you two tries to get up from the couch.
  • A telephone rings on the TV and you think it’s yours.
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Jewish Humor

This nebbish who had never even heard of golf, and knew no rules was out taking a lesson.

The instructor said, “See that flag out there, it is standing in a hole, you want to hit the ball as close to that hole as possible” 69 more words

Pop Culture

Dining out

On the web at one time was a photo of a sign out side a Chinese restaurant saying “No ask, we no see you cat!” 74 more words

Humor

Laissez le bon temps rouler

IT COULD HAPPEN!!

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. 258 more words

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