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"Hysteria Breaks Out During Roll Call After Sergeant Issues Impromptu Instructions For Sealing Envelopes"

HOUSTON, TX (THOTX) Tensions were running high in the patrol room of a local police department today when a sergeant, who without any warning, dropped a bombshell on all the day shift troops during roll call.   547 more words

Police Satire

Pants Down, the Worst Day

Me: 9-1-1, where is your emergency?

Male: I’m the manager at (gives location of large department store) and I need an officer dispatched here as soon as possible. 223 more words

Joke of the Day:

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was “flying” down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. 

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Attitude

Humor #183

Police Comments

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1…

#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. 285 more words

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