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Hey Jealousy! Does the Green Eyed Monster Reside in the Animal Kingdom?

My last post made my mom cry.

Whoops.

That was not my intent. (Sorry Mom!) Apparently reading my list of reasons contributing to why I act jealous reminded her of all the heartache that I’ve been through, and her heart hurt remembered all the time I called her through gulping sobs because some other woman had come between me and happiness. 1,046 more words

So You Wanna Put On A Show

So You Wanna Put On A Show

Artists are a breed apart from all others in the world. We are deeply insecure, wildly enthusiastic, mild to moderately arrogant and perpetually engaged and engaging (usually, at least in the sense that we are forever fretfully ferreting out new targets for our roving talents to explore) but above all else we are humblingly human. 1,005 more words

Jon Hamm's 'Mad Men' Contract Prevented Him From Being The Lead In 'Gone Girl'

Jon Hamm has been open about his post-Mad Men career, and while it seems like someone such as him shouldn’t be too concerned, the show has already cost him one huge role. 273 more words

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The Kathy and Derek Chronicle V

… all thoughts of Scooter Guy evaporated.  The penis inserted between the A and D seemed to have grown larger and much more prominent than before.   106 more words
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Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 76

http://archive.org/download/boredshenanigans04/BS_ep076.mp3

We record this on International Women’s Day so we talk about penises. Sorry or you are welcome ladies. Also Larry Sanders? Cody shoots his mouth off and has problems with Brewer’s names. 13 more words

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