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Shoplifting Gone Bad Edition

Robbery- Highstone Way- Victim answered the door when the suspects force their way into the apartment. Suspect displayed a handgun and put the victim on the ground. 101 more words

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Hunger Crimes Edition - Part 2

Burglary is apparently hungry work!

Burglary- Mildenhall- Victim reports entry was gained by unknown means. Suspect removed a tablet, candy, and chips.

Burglary- Wooded Way- Victim reports suspect gained entry by unknown means. 63 more words

Not So Smooth Criminal

Hunger Crimes Edition

This is one I totally get!

Burglary- 4600 Aral – Victim reports suspects entered the home while she was inside. Suspects removed ice cream and attempted to steal the PS3. 177 more words

Not So Smooth Criminal

Too Much Information Edition

Who lives with their grandmother in a nudist colony? Weird. That’s one place a concealed carry permit would be useless.

Teen killed grandmother at Florida nudist community, drove body around, cops say

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Quadfecta Edition

A friend who is fond of sending me amazing and appalling names she sees on the news has recently shared the one below. Generally, it’s the first name that is astoundingly unusual. 14 more words

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