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HOW ARE WE DAMNING OURSELVES TODAY? - Part One

The evil attacking us today may surprise you. I sure got a shock when I finally realized what was making our great country sick. As you might remember, I’d log onto the internet every night to comment on the world –  sometimes at weird hours, as my wife put it.   468 more words

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Jesus + 12?

Q: Mister Mark, I read somewhere that the phrase “JESUS CHRIST AND THE TWELVE APOSTLES”, uttered as an ejaculation of incredulity, is inaccurate. Is this true? 145 more words

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"We Use Ours All The Time"

When my ex-wife and I married in 1976, Joanie What’s-Her-Name gave us a yogurt maker as a wedding gift. Back then, yogurt makers were considered exceptional, You needed a note from God to even dream of owning a yogurt maker and you had to keep it covered up and locked away. 302 more words

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Grammar Advice

I discovered that the most difficult time to refrain from correcting grammar and syntax is at the moment of sexual climax. The partner seems to be speaking in tongues, violating all rules of civilized discourse. 51 more words

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Ebola Czar

Here I am sitting at home, semi-retired, supposedly with no medical or health care experience, and I was not appointed “Ebola Czar” by the president. I am outraged and so should all Americans. 102 more words

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Watch Out!

Beware of Sin Holes. You’ll be strolling down the sidewalk thinking of masturbation and a Sin Hole swallows you up. There you will suffer the hot, hot hate of Jesus Christ! 16 more words

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Laurence Olivier

Last Sunday’s NY Times printed a review of Laurence Olivier’s latest bio. The reviewer discusses Olivier’s training as an actor in the English theater. It took him two years to learn how to walk on stage. 53 more words

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