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"I am gonna beat the slut out of you!"

Roommate Wanted (2015), formerly known as 2BR/1BA, is a dark comedy directed by Rob Margolies and starring Alexa Vega [Spy Kids/Machete Kills… 1,082 more words

2BR/1BA

Films 39 & 40 | Machete Kills & The Parole Officer

Machete Kills

When the best thing about a movie is the tongue-in-cheek advert for the sequel that precedes the actual film…
Losing much of the style and charm of the original, Machete Kills is over-blown, convoluted and actually quite boring. 471 more words

Watch Machete's Most Badass And Imaginative Kills

Danny Trejo’s been splitting heads and turning bad dudes’ torsos into Swiss cheese for over three decades now. He didn’t reach his full killing form, though, until the birth of… 538 more words

Movies

Wakey Wakey: We're back in the 21st Century

During the last two weeks without broadband, we quickly tired of television and the weirdness of advertising. The last week has been spent rewatching the first series of… 197 more words

Writing

Machete Kills

“Crowded Builder” featured on the new trailer for Machete Kills!

Rosewater

“Land of Sand” featured in the trailer for Rosewater

3 Days To Kill: The Review

Director: McG
Cast: Kevin Costner, Hailee Steinfeld, Amber Heard, Connie Nielsen
Plot: A retired hitman (Costner) is forced to kill for the CIA, when they offer him a cure for his terminal cancer. 863 more words

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