Randomly Running Through Life
My dear darling sister. What can I say about her. Well, lets just focus on the events at hand.
My sister thinks she is the funniest person on the planet. 188 more words
2 days, 5 hours
So my children constantly tell me I play too much. I am always playing pranks on them and turn everything into a joke. I have always been this way and don’t really think ill change. 101 more words
2 days, 21 hours
A Romanian Adoptee
My girlfriend likes to equivocate what she did throughout the day. With a wry grin, she leaves me guessing. I am left to discern her activities by her body language. 153 more words
4 days, 3 hours
The Joe James Experience
Last Friday marked International Day of Happiness, which is something I find to be pretty gross. Everybody knows that happiness is an emotion only felt by weak people. 239 more words
6 days, 8 hours
Georg's Words of Wisdom
My wife and brother in law like to burn outside, like brush piles, leaves, dead grass, you name it, even old barns. Anyway, they joke with each other about did you get my message? 41 more words
3 weeks, 6 days
I am the orange juice after you brush your teeth
The downed WiFi in your home network
Nails on a chalk board
The clown at the fair
I am 2spooky4you
Ramblings of a College Introvert
Inspired by a troubled friend who has a toxic obsession with sexy hairy men sporting a receding hairline and an exotic accent.
This is why we can’t have nice things.