People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
A guy tells his psychiatrist: ‘It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. 23 more words