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Unicorns are Bullshit
Two Roman soldiers were walking along the Appian Way. One turned to the other and said, “I heard you did your first crucifixion yesterday…how’d it go?” 11 more words
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At parties, Theodore Roosevelt would approach someone and say, “Can I be frank with you?” When they said yes, he would sit in a wheelchair.
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Cool Cat Ralfe & Friends
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Someone asked an old man, “Even after 90 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’. What’s the secret?”OLD MAN: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared 2 ask her
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A Whatsapp conversation between MYG and his girlfriend:
SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?
MYG: I’m fine sweetie and you?
SONIA: I’m fine, but I need something from you baby. 67 more words
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Joke for today
“Mommy, my turtle is dead,” the little boy, Freddie, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all right. 73 more words
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