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Crucifixion Funnies

Two Roman soldiers were walking along the Appian Way. One turned to the other and said, “I heard you did your first crucifixion yesterday…how’d it go?” 11 more words


What Does Kate Beaton Have That I Don't?

At parties, Theodore Roosevelt would approach someone and say, “Can I be frank with you?” When they said yes, he would sit in a wheelchair.


90-year-old’s secret

Someone asked an old man, “Even after 90 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’. What’s the secret?”OLD MAN: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m scared 2 ask her


the whatapp conversation

A Whatsapp conversation between MYG and his girlfriend:

SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?

MYG: I’m fine sweetie and you?

SONIA: I’m fine, but I need something from you baby. 67 more words


Mommy, my turtle is dead

“Mommy, my turtle is dead,” the little boy, Freddie, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her.

The mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all right. 73 more words