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Humor: Malapropisms!
People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

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How could she do it?

A guy tells his psychiatrist: ‘It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. 23 more words

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I say, i say, I say...

I liked this joke that I heard from Existential Comics.

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“An honest, brave, compassionate human being.”

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Jokes for March 4th

I’ve got some cheesy jokes for you tonight, I hope you enjoy them, I enjoyed coming up with them

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An artist who specialized in carving marble statues was hired to carve a statue out of cheese, he worked diligently on it. 327 more words

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“Bad Gardening”

A book never written: “Bad Gardening” by Dan D. Lion.

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