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Stop Horsing Around!

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Day 88 / 365

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because somebody shouted hay!

Interesting Fact:  The fastest recorded sprinting speed of a horse was 88 kph (55 mph).  9 more words


Joke of the Day, Sunday 3/29/15

As many will realize, I did not come up with this one. My patients seemed to enjoy it, though. Of course they may just humoring me: they’re good folks and often kind to me… 40 more words



that awkward moment when you forget to pack a parachute…



I laugh at his joke.
He grins: another notch carved
on his humerus

© Jane Paterson Basil


My friend is on the 12 step chocoholic program. She’s never more than 12 steps away from chocolate.

While cruising at 40,000 feet

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
“Good lord!” he screamed, “one of the engines just blew up!” 166 more words


Three woman on a plane.

A blonde, redhead and black-haired beauty were on an airplane that was going down in flames.

The blonde reached inside her purse and pulled out all her make-up and began primping. 140 more words