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Heaven or Hell?

Just a bit of Monday morning fun :)

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. 530 more words

Just For Fun

How To Get A Woman To Go Out With You

I only sing to women to get them to go out with me. It’s a 2000 year old Icelandic Courting Folk song. It’s responsible for 1000’s of marriages. 38 more words

Fitment

This is the last one in the series…I hope

Sarcasm

Inner psyche plays a joke

After a deliciously blissful soak,
with Stephen Halpern on Spotify
and space to absorb the steaming water –
what other than an ad for the… 73 more words

Car Shopping

A lady walks into a BMW dealership.

She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. 119 more words

Humour

Joining the Masses...

Hello!

I can’t remember if I ever said I’d joined YouTube! I remember being in the middle of writing a post about whether I should join or not, but I don’t think I ever posted it! 47 more words

Language Arts

A mother mouse and her babies are out for some food-foraging in the backyard of the house where they live one day. And while she is instructing them about the best ways to find their food, the house cat comes along and narrows his gaze on the little family, licking his whiskers in anticipation. 81 more words

Clean Jokes