A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. 123 more words
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“How’s the flat you’re living in in London, Jack?” asks his mother when he calls home to Aberdeen.
“It’s okay,” he replies, “but the woman next door keeps screaming and crying all night and the guy on the other side keeps banging his head on the wall.” … 29 more words