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The Catch

From quiet breeze to frantic gale
The clouds rained down a startling hail
The captain he began to rail
And thereby hangs a sorry tale… 260 more words

Poetry

My Public Private Diary Vol. 22

Why on God’s green Earth is “free the nipple” a thing? Unless you plan on walking around topless or posting nudes to the internet, this movement is horseshit. 861 more words

Funny

COLORED LIGHTS ON THE MOSQUE!

COLORED LIGHTS ON THE MOSQUE!

Driving home from work I see

Colored lights on a parapet….

Ramadan is here with crowds at the local mosque, 28 more words

Humorous

Beast Blades, Chapter 8: Sparing General Aldrick

Tara splashed through the river calling out Lucas’ name, and Apollos sat upon General Aldrick’s chest, quivering in rage. “Choose your next words carefully, they’ll be your last!” 1,754 more words

EJBorchardt

Moral: THINK Before You Pun

It never fails.  The second I tell people I’m connected to this birdbath by 2 rivets, they say, “rivet, rivet.”  They start to squirm when I give them this “That stopped being funny years ago” look.

Photography