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If you’re going to be an asshole…..

If you’re going to be an asshole at least be funny.

This is a personal mantra of mine that I follow on a pretty regular basis. 177 more words



Sometimes I see trending hashtags & I have an instant thought.

No, I didn't stop at Taco Bell on my way home… …& dispose of the evidence.

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Wacky random thoughts for March 26th

Tonight I’m going to share with you some of the wackiest random thoughts I’ve had today.

Warning! These thoughts are so odd they have been banned in parts of three parallel universes. 214 more words


It's getting serious.

You know shit is getting serious

when your friends use correct grammar and no smileys


Just got a visit from AT&T..too funny

So there’s a knock on the door. It’s an AT&T U-Verse representative, and really pushy. He’s here to graciousLy inform me that my subdivision is being upgraded and that gigabit service will be available to me within the month. 207 more words