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A Princip(al) Who Had None

Before you read my next story, you’ll need some background. Here it is:


Finish up? Get a good read? Watch the video? Don’t worry, that’s where I spent four months of my 6th grade year. 1,370 more words


I May Be A Little Drunk

Since I’ve started this, there may have been a few people who’ve expressed their concern with how much I’ve chosen to share with the world. That is a concern that I completely understand, but honestly do not care to have. 473 more words


Pies for Sale

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Barter System.”

The new oil tank that sits in the back yard needs to be installed.
The trim on the house needs to be painted.

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What If I Told You Bitcoins Aren't Real — Live-Tweeted Mystery "The Golden Parachute" Continues

Here are Week 118 @Twitstery tweets of The Golden Parachute, the amazing new sequel to Executive Severance!

“What didn’t she believe?” “Anything.” I thought back to when I stood in my underwear before the bar while the judge reviewed the charges. 514 more words


The Piñata

“Dad,” a tiny voice said as I prepared to leave the house one morning, “Where are you going?”

“I’m going to a meeting in town.” 547 more words


The Occasional Recipe Post: Pico de Gallo

The fun part of writing a cookbook is finding out the correct spellings to words you’ve been saying for years. Turns out it’s “de Gallo” and not “de Gailo”- who knew? 313 more words


Tough Hombres - Then and Now

I’ve been apologizing to Mak this weekend for being such a shit-bag.  I’m pretty sick, first full fledged sickness of the past winter, and sicker than I’ve been in at least several years.   170 more words

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