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What being a Self-Published Author Really Means...

I am a writer.

I have self-published two books (The Source of Magic & The Dating Adventures of HDJ)

I am working on my next project which looks like it is going to be very time consuming and a whole heck of a lot of literary fun (but that’s all I am saying for the moment). 608 more words


Unlucky for Some...

I once upon a time said I was never going to alter or remove numbers from The List.  I meant it when I said it.  I really did because I never thought for a moment that I would encounter such a fine specimen of bottom-dwelling pond scum that I would have to make such a drastic change. 252 more words

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If you read a blog I did a few days ago you will notice I called the hybrid language of bloke/girl Shimanese and its something that I have been seeing a lot of lately so I thought I would better do a blog about it. 586 more words

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Ifs and Butts

It’s amazing sometimes how life goes through periods of themes and, this is my life after all, the most recent of these themes has been the good old fashioned subject of butt lovin’. 735 more words

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Lip Sync

Well I went on my date.

I admit the idea of doing all that small talk, answering the same inane questions about family, holidays, books and movies again and nervous lulls in conversation had given me a low set of expectations for that first date. 533 more words

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Try Hard with a Vengence

So tomorrow I have a date.

This is a big deal in that I haven’t been on a date in a long time.  I don’t want to think how long it has been because I am still in serious denial that I am in my thirties. 513 more words

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I never told you all about what happened with McTrainer and my shallow date did I?  Damn I am slipping being all busy and shit. 562 more words

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