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Service With A Smile

So I’m driving down the road late one day when I spot a sign at Chicken Mitts, a local chicken tender dive: “Now hiring smiling faces.” Perfect, I thought, my daughter Taffiny has been looking for a part-time summer job and she’s something of a smiler. 746 more words

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Arbitrary Thought 0628-1027

A good writer would never let happiness come between them and a good story to tell.

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Remembering Grandpa

Ever been to a nursing home? Kinda sad, aren’t they? Old folks sitting around, talking to their invisible friends, waiting for their families to visit, and watching syndicated reruns of… 444 more words

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Faceblecchh

It should have happened sooner, but I officially got sick of Facebook the last week and deactivated my account. Not because I was never invited for a fun-filled weekend at the Zuckerberg compound, but for several important reasons. 321 more words

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Say It Nicer

I’ve always thought the phrase “eat shit and die” was a particularly harsh expression, reserved only for those most deserving of one’s wrath. A deeper evaluation begs this question: if you could make an enemy to eat shit, wouldn’t it be more maliciously satisfying for them to remain alive afterwards? 48 more words

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Coffblocked!

Two guys are blocking the coffee machine, busy yammering about sports (presumably football; all that mindless shit is the same to me). They finally acknowledge my presence because the batteries in my personal cloaking device ran down. 59 more words

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Quick Makeover

Going for a cleaner, more minimal look here. I think my theme was too dark and messy before.

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