London kind and funny
Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with…
How did two sticks win?
4 months, 1 week
A Russian boy asks his father: “Papa, can I have five roubles please?”
The father answers: “Twenty roubles? What do you need fifty roubles for?”
I’ve sacked my tennis doubles partner.
I told him his services were no longer required.
Can’t believe I got sacked on my very first day as a signwirter.
“Do you have the movie where Liam Neeson’s daughter is kidnapped?”
“How about the sequel?”
That’s Taken 2
This Christmas, Eastenders is all set for its most shocking storyline yet…
Two rival families sort out their differences calmly, rationally, and without resorting to violence.
4 months, 2 weeks
I guess at a job interview “firing you” is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.