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Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with…

How did two sticks win?

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A Russian boy asks his father: “Papa, can I have five roubles please?”

The father answers: “Twenty roubles? What do you need fifty roubles for?”

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I’ve sacked my tennis doubles partner.

I told him his services were no longer required.

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Can’t believe I got sacked on my very first day as a signwirter.

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“Do you have the movie where Liam Neeson’s daughter is kidnapped?”

Taken

“How about the sequel?”

That’s Taken 2

“Oh well”

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This Christmas, Eastenders is all set for its most shocking storyline yet…

Two rival families sort out their differences calmly, rationally, and without resorting to violence.

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Funny

I guess at a job interview “firing you” is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.

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