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Chris Peak is Fart-Riddled and His Friends Can Only Tolerate Him for Short Periods

My garters are in a bunch because I have never been so ENRAGED!

Someone on the internet—on the Huffington Post, even!—said some mean things about obstacle course racing. 361 more words


(Pseudo) Pseudo Assist, Poetry by Stephanie Kay

Genre: cocky, funny, hurt, life, personality, and sad

(Pseudo) Pseudo Assist
by Stephanie Kay

I keep telling people that they will be okay
and that’s fucking hilarious because I am… 213 more words


How To: Find A Job

So recently I have been on the hunt for a summer job. Over the course of a week my spirits have gone from: must get an amazing job with great discounts; to: must find anyone willing to hire me. 209 more words




Whatever that means.

Whichever ali(G.)ism (s)he meant…



For me personally, honesty is really important. I hold myself to promises and just about die trying to follow through if I’ve given my word. 176 more words

Daily Ramblings

The difference in the sexes – read this a long time ago and its still hilarious……

How To Shower Like a Woman1. Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. 373 more words