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July Fever...

So our saga continues at the┬áEnglish School…

We have hit winter, but the tempers and demands are smoking hot. We have had quite a week! 247 more words

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FURiday kat funnies

Yahoooooooo! It’s Furiday! ­čś║

I’ve got a lot of important kat business to tend to today – among other things, I’m going to find that cute little hummingbird that comes hovering just outside the bedroom window every morning to invite me to breakfast. 86 more words



Actual 9-1-1 Calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. 155 more words



What causes arthritis?

A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. 140 more words


It's a Fine Life

Warning: Newsies is an awesome musical, but if you haven’t seen it, you may not understand this post. So, do yourself a favor and watch Newsies! 62 more words


The Childhood in All of Us Comes Out In One's Drunken Moments.

The day a man summons Pok├ęmon in the midst of his drunkenness is the day I will be justified in attempting to leave Earth.