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Caption Competition: 'Some of that tea is foreign. I can smell it.'

WINNER: ‘Some of that tea is foreign. I can smell it.’ (from R Wood)

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DATE: 25th April 2015… 33 more words

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Nick Clegg launches sinister dating site: ‘Salmond, Farage or Me’

In attempt to help voters lose their lunch, the Lib Dems have promoted their answer to C4’s ‘The Undateables’. Offering a stark choice of sexual extremes, Nick Clegg has positioned himself as the ‘moderate filling’, sandwiched between the thick, sweaty slabs of the SNP’s Alex Salmond and UKIP’s Nigel Farage.   186 more words

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Caption Competition: 'I'm still looking for those WMDs'

‘I’m still looking for those WMD’s’ (from Michaelsaysso1)

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DATE: 18th April 2015

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‘These guys have been helping me bury the Chilcot report… 19 more words

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Osborne offers all Pensioners a ticket to Las Vegas

In what he describes as a ‘pension revolution’, the Chancellor has agreed to invest the nation’s pension schemes on Nevada’s craps tables. By simply cashing out their savings now, those approaching retirement can boost the economy while experiencing the adrenaline of holding twelve in Blackjack. 223 more words

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Caption Competition: 'Our new driver for 2015 – Peter Brady!'

WINNER: ‘Our new driver for 2015 – Peter Brady!’ (from Inchcock)

 

This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com

DATE: 11th April 2015

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‘The Invisible Man wins his first Grande Prix.’ (from Al OPecia) 18 more words

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Old dogs no longer funded for trick-based education

The Department for Business, Innovation and Skills (BIS) has decided to cut 24% from the adult education budget to remove a culture of just ‘fetching sticks’ and looking cute. 230 more words

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New Lagoon Power Plants just create mental images of Brooke Shields topless

Despite their importance to the UK’s environment and energy reserves, all internet searches related to lagoon power leads directly to 1980’s soft porn. Although six new tidal plants are being created, all men of a certain age admit to struggling to visualize anything other than ‘pert turbines, obscured by silken brown tresses’. 135 more words

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