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Caption Competition: 'Disappointingly, things haven't been the same since Magna Carta'

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‘Disappointingly, things haven’t been the same since Magna Carta’ (from straightsteve)

This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com

DATE: 27th June 2015

RUNNERS UP: 39 more words

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Jeremy Corbyn enters Labour race in an alternate Universe

Obviously in the real world no such left-winger could survive on an oxygen-rich planet, where water and Daily Mail bile cover 70% of the Earth’s surface. 204 more words

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Government favours unqualified stab victims

The Department for Education has questioned the profitability of using teachers as student ‘pin cushions’, when Academies and unqualified staff can offer much better value for money. 276 more words

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Caption: 'Who's got two thumbs and all austerity I need? This guy.'

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‘Who’s got two thumbs and all austerity I need? This guy.’ (from Horgness)

This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com

DATE: 20th June 2015… 48 more words

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Malaysia claims ‘ball-sack’ caused earthquake

Four nudists are to appear in a Sabah State Court, accused of using ‘unfettered dangly bits’ and inciting mountain spirits into causing a deadly quake. Posing nude atop of Mount Kinabalu, these Westerners are said to have unleashed primal forces normally associated with an atomic bomb or a disapproving spinster Aunt. 186 more words

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God impregnates fish

A virginal sawfish, from Florida, has become the most recent example of immaculate conception since the Almighty’s ‘barely legal’ fumblings with a 14 year old from Bethlehem. 237 more words

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Tate Modern stages retrospective of Clip Art

Renowned as one the twentieth century’s most influential artists, Claus Von Clip is being honoured with a four week exhibition of his pixelated bitmaps. The London gallery will be presenting hundreds of home-made greeting cards and whimsical pictures of puppies, to a public too lazy to use google images. 203 more words

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