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uncool daddy

Daddy might wear something/that is so uncool. But you’re not gonna knock it. Why? Your allowance is in its pocket. And you are no dumb guy.

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surmounting

Elementary math teachers obstacles must surmount in order to make the little things count.

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Aphaeresis

Aphaeresis (aph-aer’-e-sis): The omission of a syllable or letter at the beginning of a word. A kind of metaplasm.

NOW! Move it! It’s time to do the Hokey Pokey and turn ourselves… 32 more words

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whom are you

If “Whom are you?” is proper, it’s also a stopper.

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blasting throat

Have a cold? Can’t keep your throat from blasting off? Take a laxative. You’ll be AFRAID to cough.

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big noise

At his office, the guy’s a big noise. At home, his violin squeak merely annoys.

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hell's bells

Unlucky? Hell’s bells! I ran into an accident that started out happening to somebody else.

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