Daddy might wear something/that is so uncool. But you’re not gonna knock it. Why? Your allowance is in its pocket. And you are no dumb guy.
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Elementary math teachers obstacles must surmount in order to make the little things count.
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The Daily Trope
Aphaeresis (aph-aer’-e-sis): The omission of a syllable or letter at the beginning of a word. A kind of metaplasm.
NOW! Move it! It’s time to do the Hokey Pokey and turn ourselves… 32 more words
20 hours, 2 minutes ago
If “Whom are you?” is proper, it’s also a stopper.
1 day, 8 hours ago
Have a cold? Can’t keep your throat from blasting off? Take a laxative. You’ll be AFRAID to cough.
1 day, 11 hours ago
At his office, the guy’s a big noise. At home, his violin squeak merely annoys.
1 day, 13 hours ago
Unlucky? Hell’s bells! I ran into an accident that started out happening to somebody else.
2 days, 10 hours ago