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WingSuiting Over an Active Volcano

Proximity flight over Mount Bromo in Indonesia.  Visually stunning, probably smelled like egg farts.


May 26th, 2015

I woke up at 10, finally able to sleep in. I made breakfast and the it was off to Kinko’s to make copies and laminate flashcards for the new drinks we are making for the summer promotion. 373 more words

One Year In Hawaii

The Tongue

Night has come, the darkness and quiet while Two and a half men play on the TV.  Well into the next chapter with the banal show flickering away, I realized it was one of the better episodes with the late-great Michael Clarke Duncan in it. 342 more words

Talk with Toddler: 34 Months

Dear Chase,

Well, well, another month has passed by. Which means we have just over two weeks until Ehren’s arrival. After almost eight months of waiting, two weeks doesn’t seem like much! 252 more words


Standup Written Down: Lazy Shit

By Croak,

Please read the following as if a comedian were saying the words on stage.  I would like you to use the voice of Louis CK or George Carlin, but that sounds presumptuous. 1,342 more words


He and I like to make things. We just do it differently.

Husband Nick is starting a week of vacation. I am JEALOUS. A LOT. His plans are to bum around the house, relax, and maybe tinker with this place. 364 more words

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Senior Blood Bath

I don’t normally talk about Champions Tour golf, but when I do, you should listen. Or not. The old guys are playing their 2nd major of the season in Larry Bird’s home town of French Lick, Indiana. 530 more words