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A Couple of Thoughts About Marriage, Common Law or Otherwise Limericks

I have been involved in a common law marriage and I have a friend who is now in a common law marriage. A license from the state the parties reside in is not the most important requirement for a marriage, legalities notwithstanding. 479 more words

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A Couple of Thoughts About Marriage, Common Law and Otherwise Limericks

I have been involved in a common law marriage and I have a friend who is now in a common law marriage. A license from the state the parties reside in is not the most important requirement for a marriage, legalities notwithstanding. 478 more words

I'M SORRY - FATHER'S DAY 2015 EDITION

All over the country, dads in torn “#1 Master-Baster” grilling aprons and knee-high black socks down around their ankles, are crawling through the wreckage of another Father’s Day gone by. 407 more words

The 'Louie' Season (Series?) Finale Ended With A Defense Of The Fart Joke

Critic Alan Sepinwall moderated an Emmys panel with Louis C.K. and Pamela Adlon last week, in which they talked about why there were only eight episodes of… 476 more words

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Teachers Lesson

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” 18 more words

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3 Pilots

There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese pilot.

They were taking turns flying over each of their countries so they were flying over Japan and the Japanese guy drops an apple on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said “Because I love my country!” 172 more words

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Car Shopping

A lady walks into a BMW dealership.

She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. 119 more words

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