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My new cover for the short story collection The Kingdom of the Cats

Contains the epic American Legend “The Man from Nantucket.” The true story about the man who wrote America’s favorite XXX limericks!

007 Rant

We’ve all been there; Stomach churning with that loud Tummy Terrorizer growling away… You’re sitting there with that cute guy, cuddling and just hoping he giggles at the “charming” noises exuding from your waist.   1,159 more words


Part 3 of Memorable Teachers Series: Dumbledore

Lest I be scorned for what may be a misguided and adolescent love affair with the Harry Potter series, hold up. This is purely academic. I don’t even own any Potter paraphernalia. 1,430 more words

Gratitude, December 26, 27 & 28, 2014

Man, I realize how much I count on being in front of my computer at work in order to remember to post my gratitude every day.   82 more words

NASA Has Found The First Possible Sign Of Life On Mars, And It Smells Like Farts

Mars, we’re discovering, is a strange place. We’ve spent more than a decade having an adorable robot tool around the surface, and in that time, we’ve found… 226 more words