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Teachers Lesson

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” 18 more words


3 Pilots

There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese pilot.

They were taking turns flying over each of their countries so they were flying over Japan and the Japanese guy drops an apple on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said “Because I love my country!” 172 more words


Car Shopping

A lady walks into a BMW dealership.

She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. 119 more words


Doctor's Visit

Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today?”
Patient: “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”
The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” 97 more words


A Brief Love Letter to Everything

Should one day, my life flash before my eyes, as they say it will, I hope, first, to remember the fart jokes. The three of us, in our lamp lit house, laughing until we could not breath. 516 more words

My new cover for the short story collection The Kingdom of the Cats

Contains the epic American Legend “The Man from Nantucket.” The true story about the man who wrote America’s¬†favorite XXX limericks!