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Putin Vows to Increase Bench-Press by 20% Over Next 12 Months

MOSCOW–President Vladimir Putin today informed Russian Federal Assembly members his intended plan to increase the presidential maximum bench press by up to 20% over the next year.  194 more words

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ISIS Signs #1 Ranked Terrorist Recruiting Class

Recent recruiting trip

AR-RAQQAH, Syria–For the third straight year ISIS has emerged after terrorist signing day with the top ranked class in the world, according to several terrorist ranking services.  360 more words

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Frosty the Snowman Calls Climate Change "Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated"

Living proof

BOSTON, Massachusetts–Legendary children’s entertainer Frosty “The Snowman” Goldstein testified before congress today on the subject of climate change.  The former actor, who gained fame in the 1960s with a series of… 294 more words

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Sheep Hurling

This week’s episode of MadSheepComedy gives you an inside look at the wide world of International Sheep Hurling.  Enjoy the show and if you like what you hear don’t forget to follow us here or on Facebook and sound cloud.   7 more words

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Local Man Believes Rugs Are Too Expensive

Thinking he was just going to get out of there spending seventy five dollars, local resident Tom Gazzbar left the World of Rugs retail location empty-handed after failing to find a 8′ x 12′ area rug in his price range.   151 more words

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Controversial Therapy Transfers Homosexuality from Christians to Muslims

NORMAN, Oklahoma–Researchers at the University of Oklahoma announced today they have successfully developed an intense therapeutic regimen designed to free patients from the filthy homosexual lifestyle.  243 more words

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