Bored with your eye balls? I know I am. If I had a penny for every time someone came up to me and said, “I wish I could switch my eyeballs for something else”, well, let’s just say there’d be one less solid gold… 202 more words
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There’s a great scene in Quentin Tarantino’s 1992 classic, The Robert Creeley Story, where Creeley (played by Sean Pertwee) is on the run from hoodlums in Mallorca after the manuscript for his latest poetry collection is eaten by (and then chokes to death) some local gang leader’s favourite poodle. 784 more words
Okay, first of all, if people are buying your mass produced mediocre quality “rum,” they probably aren’t concerned with the flavor.
Therefore, and secondly, since there’s a “100% money-back guarantee” does this mean I can drink half, bring it back (w/ receipt it course lol) and say, “ya know what? 51 more words