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Haifa Wehbe, taking trash and prostitution globally.

I fought it hard. But then couldn’t anymore. I did it. I watched the new Haifa Video Clip, Breathing you In. I had a few Xanax-es, drank a few coffee cups trying to avoid it. 349 more words


'Peter Travers Is A Cream Puff,' And Other Things Movie People Said About Critics

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recently asked a panel of anonymous “studio heads, marketing chiefs, directors, screenwriters and a slew of industry types” to rank their favorite New York film critics. 380 more words

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Bull Rides, War Injuries, And The Holocaust: The Plot Of Nicholas Sparks' 'The Longest Ride,' As Written By Critics

In Plot Recreated With Reviews, a feature I’ve been doing for a few years now, we use the summary grafs from reviews to recreate the entire plot of the movie, an idea based on the premise that a bad movie isn’t nearly as entertaining as curmudgeonly, verbose critics… 1,989 more words

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A Defector Dropped Copies Of 'The Interview' Over North Korea This Weekend

UPDATE: The actual number of DVDs was 200, not CNN’s originally reported figure of 80,000, according to later reports.

Pretty much any television show or movie that depicts average Westerners regularly enjoying things like washing machines and warm showers and food has… 602 more words

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20 Years Later: Were We Dumb For Loving 'Tommy Boy?'

Tommy Boy is one of those movies I watched roughly 1200 times growing up, and its mention always puts a dumb smile on my face while I remember my stupid childhood. 1,919 more words

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'Tommy Boy' 20th Anniversary: Roger Ebert, And 10 Other Critics Who Hated It

Tommy Boy
came out 20 years ago tomorrow, during my childhood’s peak impressionability. Between that perfect timing and the fact that it always seemed to be on cable, I’ll always secretly believe it’s one of the greatest movies ever made. 1,148 more words

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Quentin Tarantino Lists His Top 20 Spaghetti Westerns

Quentin Tarantino recently listed his 20 favorite spaghetti westerns – that is, westerns produced and/or directed by Italians – and if I’m being honest here I probably couldn’t have named 20 spaghetti westerns of any kind with a gun to my head, let alone play favorites. 170 more words

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