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We've Recreated The Plot Of 'Hot Pursuit' Using Quotes From Scathing Reviews

As soon as I saw the poster for Hot Pursuit (opening tomorrow!) I knew I probably would not be devoting 90 minutes to it. Looking like… 973 more words

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Two Positive Reviews Raised 'Paul Blart 2's Perfect 0% RottenTomatoes Rating To A Triumphant 4%

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 had been pitching a perfect Bucky Larson all the way through its opening weekend last weekend, with 38 straight negative reviews… 487 more words

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Haifa Wehbe, taking trash and prostitution globally.

I fought it hard. But then couldn’t anymore. I did it. I watched the new Haifa Video Clip, Breathing you In. I had a few Xanax-es, drank a few coffee cups trying to avoid it. 349 more words


'Peter Travers Is A Cream Puff,' And Other Things Movie People Said About Critics

The Hollywood Reporter
recently asked a panel of anonymous “studio heads, marketing chiefs, directors, screenwriters and a slew of industry types” to rank their favorite New York film critics. 380 more words

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Bull Rides, War Injuries, And The Holocaust: The Plot Of Nicholas Sparks' 'The Longest Ride,' As Written By Critics

In Plot Recreated With Reviews, a feature I’ve been doing for a few years now, we use the summary grafs from reviews to recreate the entire plot of the movie, an idea based on the premise that a bad movie isn’t nearly as entertaining as curmudgeonly, verbose critics… 1,989 more words

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A Defector Dropped Copies Of 'The Interview' Over North Korea This Weekend

UPDATE: The actual number of DVDs was 200, not CNN’s originally reported figure of 80,000, according to later reports.

Pretty much any television show or movie that depicts average Westerners regularly enjoying things like washing machines and warm showers and food has… 602 more words

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20 Years Later: Were We Dumb For Loving 'Tommy Boy?'

Tommy Boy is one of those movies I watched roughly 1200 times growing up, and its mention always puts a dumb smile on my face while I remember my stupid childhood. 1,919 more words

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