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Different Strokes

Christians, off to church each Sunday go.
Muslims at their mosque kneel in a row.
Atheists, complete conviction crow.
Agnostics shrug, and say they do not know.


Wits End

Don’t say something nice, say something shrewd,

And if that won’t suffice add something lewd.

If you think of something clever,

By all means make it your endeavor, 9 more words


My Epigram Machine

I take a concept scattered, rough, or mean,
And put it through my epigram machine;
Then hope that, though its soul may well be dirt, 10 more words


What I'm Listening to Right Now

Epigram by Tycho
This song is in my yoga playlists. Its perfect for warming up your body before a few Surya Namaskars. Mmm.



some call me banana hands
i mean, i just call it like i eat it
banana hands feed banana phones
my mind is blown, call me quick to draw

Free Verse

MP persuades Brand: not voting is ‘pointless’

Labour MP for West Bromwich East Tom Watson claims to have persuaded comedian Russell Brand that not voting is a ‘pointless act of apathy’.

The comment came in a wide-ranging and exclusive interview for Epigram on Wednesday 25 February, in which Watson spoke alongside Labour candidate for Bristol West Thangam Debbonaire whilst on a visit to University of Bristol to speak to Labour supporters and encourage students to vote in the General Election on 7 May. 447 more words


‘I just can’t get no sleep’: the dangers of student insomnia

Students of Bristol are risking serious long term health issues by not getting their necessary quality and quantity of sleep.

Humanity has revered the ability to go without sleep for much of its history. 897 more words