You probably don’t know me, but I know you.
I’m currently in the middle of a five-year bid for dealing heroin and while things are going well, they’re not going exactly how I planned. 505 more words
You sir are an asshole.
Last week I took pity on you and bought you a breakfast sandwich and an orange juice. I refuse to give anyone, who pan handles, money for fear that I am just supporting their addiction, but I do believe no one should be hungry in this country. 181 more words
Another flattering depiction of an episode in my life by paper artist Elise Nelly Chanel. It’s a rare thing for me to lose my way on a country road, but when I do … I don’t turn into a douche bag that smokes while everyone else carries the bags as this picture might have you believe!