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The Message - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant walk through that door
He sees it is half way up a wall
He can’t fly he can’t jump
He lands with a terrible bump… 183 more words

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The Holiday - Flash Fiction

AnElephantCant forget his USA trip
He visits there just a year or two ago
Of all the wonderful places
Where he meets smiling faces
The old hippy best loves San Francisco… 146 more words

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Band Night - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play any instrument
Not the bagpipes or a tuba or a drum
He can’t even trumpet
But like it or lump it
He can bash out the rhythm with his trunk on his bum… 154 more words

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The Dance - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant boogie woogie
He can’t skip the light fandango or turn cartwheels across the floor
When he tries to dance
Folk look at him askance… 343 more words

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The Wish - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant find any inspiration
His problems this week are rapidly mounting
But he girds his loins
Finds some coins
And throws them into the fountain… 156 more words

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The Photographer - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant walk a tight rope
The idea quite frankly appals
But squeeze him in a barrel
And with no hint of a quarrel
He happily plunges over the Falls… 224 more words

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The Stump - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant find a rhyme this week
For that last bit of tree called a stump
He is down in the dumps
With a head full of lumps… 159 more words

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