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Neigh Problem - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant be a human
He is glad to be AnAnimal of course
But he is not a gnu
Or a cute kangaroo
And his ears are too big for a hedgehog or a horse… 246 more words

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AnElephant Unglues a little Giant

AnElephantCant create rhymes like he used to
He knows how wibbly wobbly this one looks
He expects to get flak
But he has to go back… 206 more words

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Blizzard of Ice - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant take part in Winter Sports
Although some ladies outfits do look rather nice
His only complaint here is
It looks rather dangerous
AnElephantCant skate on thin ice… 156 more words

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Lucky Armour - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant tell you how delighted he is
He just has a mammoth happy attack
He says cheerio
And thank you to Joe
But he is dead chuffed that his ol’ pal Al is back… 279 more words

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Fire at Will - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant play with matches
This is something he long ago learnt
He thinks it uncomical
That his ears are so flammable
And he does not want to get his trunk burnt… 156 more words

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The Neighbours - Flash Fiction

AnElephantCant claim he’s a poet
He can only churn out awful rhymes
But this week is a breeze
He writes one with ease
Because in the photo he sees jingly jangly wind chimes… 209 more words

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Well Trained - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant drive a big choo-choo
He is not even allowed to get near a fast train
He wants to be Casey Jones
But he hears all the moans… 161 more words

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