Jurassic World Film Review
Cast: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jake Johnson, Nick Robinson, Ty Simpkins, BD Wong, Irrfan Khan, Vincent D’Onofrio.
Director: Colin Trevorrow… 811 more words
The other day my wife and I celebrated our anniversary by going to see Jurassic World. You have may have heard of it. Apparently it broke all sorts of box-office records when it took in about 50 Squidzillion dollars in the first 30 seconds that it was out – such an impressive display of financial power that it made even the Marvel movies sit up and notice. 1,289 more words
Written by Rick Jaffa , Amanda Silver, Derek Connolly & Colin Trevorrow
Directed by Colin Trevorrow
Watched on 17.06.2015
Since I didn’t find the time to re-watch (and thus review) the trilogy, let’s do a short recap: “Jurassic Park” is a masterpiece, and Steven Spielberg’s last perfect blockbuster (10/10). 1,078 more words
That’s got to be a metaphor for fucking something.
Jurassic World would be an embarrassingly stupid and pandering movie if it didn’t have so many things going for it. 2,256 more words
Underwhelming is the key word in describing Jurassic World. That doesn’t mean it’s bad, just meh. Maybe I made the mistake of seeing it well after all the box office records were broken, and I thought this was going to be a grand scale epic. 642 more words