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texting down

Some people are so stuck-up that they text down to everybody.

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hatting

A lot of people are texting through their hat.

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bed of roses

You have a bed of roses when your money is under the mattress.

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cat-think

Our cat pooped on the floor beside the litter pan. Maybe he was thinking outside the box.

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ashy blast

That’s a perfect example of thinking outside the box – having the funeral director blast your ashes into outer space.

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major and minor

Then there was the doctor who told his overweight patient to think of the four major food groups as minor.

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web

Like one bug on the wall said to the other: “Sorry I’m late. Got caught up in a web.”

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