Some people are so stuck-up that they text down to everybody.
1 day, 13 hours ago
A lot of people are texting through their hat.
4 days, 2 hours ago
You have a bed of roses when your money is under the mattress.
5 days, 14 hours ago
Our cat pooped on the floor beside the litter pan. Maybe he was thinking outside the box.
6 days, 18 hours ago
That’s a perfect example of thinking outside the box – having the funeral director blast your ashes into outer space.
1 week ago
Then there was the doctor who told his overweight patient to think of the four major food groups as minor.
Like one bug on the wall said to the other: “Sorry I’m late. Got caught up in a web.”