I explained to the doctor treating me that I was horseback riding when the horse and I drifted apart.
22 hours, 42 minutes
It’s one of those daze. My spell-checker is at a loss for wurdz.
2 days, 22 hours
The pace of modern life sometimes makes you feel like you’re cramming for a stress test.
4 days, 8 hours
I feel good about myself. What’ve I got to lose?
4 days, 21 hours
At first I didn’t get it. And then it hit me: there was a chink in my armor.
6 days, 21 hours
It follows: You ham it up and get egg on your face.
Where have you heard that before? Probably where they speak volumes.
1 week, 1 day