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Tiptoes: Gary Oldman Plays a Little Person

Okay, so what movie will I be reviewing this time?

Oh…oh no.

I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself.  This blog was supposed to be about things that inspire me, that motivate me to create great art.   4,218 more words

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The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Next up is one of the most loathed horror sequels in history: 1994’s “The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” which was later retitled “Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation” for home video release. 886 more words

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Bratz Kidz: Sleep-Over Adventures in Insanity: Sasha's Story

This is a multi-part review of the Bratz Kidz movie Sleep-over Adventures. To read all sections in this review, click here.

We left off with the girls getting out their radioactive flashlights and refusing to go to sleep. 1,310 more words

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Nazis at the center of the earth (2012)

Viewing Date: 3/26/15

Plot:

Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. 223 more words

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Hudson Hawk

Hudson Hawk

Today’s feature is the infamous Bruce Willis cat burglar passion project, “Hudson Hawk.”

“Hudson Hawk” was directed by Michael Lehmann, who was best known at the time for 1988’s “Heathers.” However, “Hudson Hawk” was only his third directorial feature. 970 more words

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Lethal Ninja (1991)

Lethal Ninja (1991)

Today’s feature is the second movie I am covering with the redundant title of “Lethal Ninja,” this one being a convoluted 1991 ninja flick packed full of more nonsense than action. 994 more words

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Two Terrible Movies, One Day Worth of Laughs

Imagine the following scenario: You find two movies at the movie store for super cheap. The movies are The Room and Troll 2. You buy the movies and head home, hoping for a night of drama and horror. 1,291 more words

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