flip I’m so hip I drink soy coffee and eat quinoa with salted caramel.
I actually really like her outfit though. It’s more cool than hipster,but you get my drift.
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Fap Fap! 😄
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Guy on tinder: Come play with me
Me: Play what?
Guy: We can just use our imagination babe
Me: So I’m hearing “build a blanket fort.”
Guy: You’re perfect
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Sarah Boring - Model
March 8, 2015-Shoot 26-Alan Abrams Photo
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She just really, really wanted a sister. Mom laughing at her tears probably doesn’t help either.
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To Celebrate 40 years of Apul One
I just realised it is almost exactly 40 years since I created my first artist’s book Apul One… 593 more words
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Pass the salt
Usually, I work from home, where a bathroom trip equals twenty steps and the effort it takes to pull my pants down and sit on the porcelain throne. 1,605 more words
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