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We finally got a little snow here in Duke City — nothing like they’re getting back in Bibleburg, mind you, but still, it helps keep the cacti looking sharp. 105 more words



We all are born out of nothingness, even better from assholes. Humans are deuterstomes which means that at one point of time as a developing embryo we all were nothing but assholes and adjusting the lens’ focus today is like reassuring oneself that some embryos just never developed beyond that stage. 716 more words


Livin' In Sin

Did you know it’s illegal in Florida to “cohabitat” with a member of the opposite sex unless married? True story.

If any man and woman, not being married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or if any man or woman, married or unmarried, engages in open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, they shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree.

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Blow Hard

That’d be a good title for a movie about Chris Christie, though I’m not certain that Bruce Willis can put on enough weight to land the lead role. 106 more words

Deep Political Thought

The Day I Finally Said Goodbye

It is always hard tk say goodbye to the people who became close to your heart. I have always believed in that. But when the day that I would finally bid farewell to… 234 more words

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Dumbshit Teapublican Wednesday

Today in dumbshit Teapublican crazy:

Kansas Senate Bill 56 would criminalise educators who present material deemed “harmful” to students. Harmful materials include, yep, you guessed it, sexual education information, unsanitised art and literature, and anything else “reasonable people” would object to. 329 more words