I shouldn’t even be here. Rita will be devastated if I’m arrested. Her husband was a crack head and her boyfriend’s a serial killer. It’s kind of hard not to take that personally… 21 more words
3 hours, 47 minutes
What if my problem wasn’t that I don’t understand people but that I don’t like them? What if I was the kind of person who was obliged to hurt you for this? 60 more words
1 day, 17 hours
The doctor, she said to me: “How many units of alcohol have you had this week?”
So I said 21.
She said: “That’s not bad.The maximum is 28.” … 25 more words
3 days, 19 hours
Those who can do. Those who really can have someone else do it for them.
Legendary diva Miss Piggy. Don’t make her mad…
6 days, 2 hours
I only drink on two occasions — when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Irish poet, short story writer, novelist, and playwright Brendan Behan (1923 – 20 March 1964), and also well known for his hard-drinking lifestyle.
1 week, 3 days
There are so many wonderful American dramas at the moment. Arrow, Suits, Better Call Saul, Bates Motel, Mad Men, The Good Wife, Blue Bloods. I could keep going. 100 more words
1 week, 5 days
My tale was heard, and yet it was not told,
My fruite is falne, & yet my leaves are greene:
My youth is spent, and yet I am not old, 55 more words
1 week, 6 days