Let me start by saying I have never identified myself as being an abductee because I do not have any memories of being abducted. I do feel crazy for opening up, but not crazy at the same time. 1,088 more words
I knew it….
Aliens are not only real – and green – they’ve also arrived on Earth. At least this one landed amid the lava rocks in my garden, where I was lucky to trap it with a special traction-beam alien-illumination desk lamp, pressed into protection service for the first time today to save the household from an outer-worldly invader.
I’d been to a fancy dress party; I was dressed up like a bishop you see. The party was a few blocks away from my place so I could have a few drinks, not too many mind you, I’m careful now that I’m older, and I could walk back home. 1,364 more words