By Aaron Smallets
1. The “I don’t need a bag” person.
Who the fuck do you think you are? Buddha? Everyone NEEDS a bag. If you want to save the planet you should have walked here. 251 more words
1. “Hey, buddy just ASK to play through next time.”
2. “According to this Snapple fact the ancient Arnold Palmers hid the treasure at hole 14.” 131 more words
Interviewer: Hi Ms. Osbourne you’re looking for a job is that correct?
Kelly: Yes that’s right.
Interviewer: Hmm is this your resume? There’s just one thing on it. 152 more words
1. It’s Freezing Shitty Ass Cold Seven Months Of The Year. (90%chance)
Even though the temperature says 35 degrees the wind will make it feel like Jesus is slapping you in the face. 293 more words