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More MPs predicted to quit as scientists find cure for conservatism

Scientists have this morning confirmed that the most recent outbreak of conservatism may soon be under control.

Dr Bertram Onions of GlaxoSmithKline told us that initial trials on members of parliament had proved promising and the drug was now ready to be administered to all MPs exhibiting symptoms of the debilitating condition. 241 more words


ConHome Calls for Bercow's Head

John Bercow is facing growing calls to resign, with Conservative Home calling for his head in a blistering criticism of his failings his afternoon. The party’s in house journal argues… 207 more words


Is privatisation the answer to local government cuts?

Brighton and Hove City Council, like many local authorities, is facing a budget reduction of over £100 million due to cuts in grant funding by the Conservative-led Coalition Government. 854 more words


Will the Last Tory MP Standing Down Turn Out the Lights?

Tony “Baldrick” Baldry, Tory MP for Banbury since 1983 and parliament’s most senior Freemason, has announced he is off:

“After careful thought over summer recess & discussions with my family, I have decided to stand down at the next General Election. 

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Threat of election defeat to UK government raised to severe


New level of threat to UK government – related to militant Tory defectors – means election defeat is highly likely, though not necessarily imminent. 288 more words