condoms save you from the sexpox,

KD

In the midst of all the chaos, one uncertainty stands out from the rest – “the meaning of life?”

Throughout the spiritual journeys I have engaged in, from holistic yoga classes at my gym to soul searching 3am munchie runs at 7-11, I have slowly come to an understanding of this universal query, and it’s really not that complicated.

You’re here to “BE.” That’s it. No confusing algorithm, destiny, purpose or anything confusing like that. Just be. Be what? I don’t know, but be something! I think the trick is to stop worrying, but Mary Schmich says it best in her column (people think that Baz Luhrman wrote this):

“Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.”

So instead, live life as if you have nothing holding you back. Ask yourself, “What would I do if I weren’t afraid?”

It has been proven time and again by big Hollywood movies (the most reliable sources of course) that the villains with absolutely nothing to lose are the deadliest of them all. This is because with nothing holding them back, it is nearly impossible to hinder their drive and hunger.

Thus, by going on in life without fear, you are able to unleash your inner self; just don’t fall into the dark side like that dude in Star Wars. It is then that you become one with the universe and maybe even find out the name to that girl who could do that thing with her tongue (how the hell did she do that anyway?!)…

From the movie “Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life”

Lady Presenter: Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life.
[She is handed a gold-wrapped booklet.]
Lady Presenter: Thank you, Brigitte.
[She clears her throat, then unwraps and examines the gilt booklet.]
Lady Presenter: Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment, bollocks! What they want is filth! People doing things to each other with chainsaws during Tupperware parties. Babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates. Vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats… Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.

Yesterday I was browsing around Chapters waiting for Joe and I found a copy of Details magazine. The story on the cover - "Forget condoms - Young, single guys are getting vasectomies" - caught my eye.

I assumed the tone of this article would be a horrified one. That some older and wiser man had written an article to say "Getting snipped might be the latest thing in sexcapades, but you can still get the clap you moron. Use a condom."

Nope. No mention of STD's or responsible use of condoms at all. In fact, guys worrying about "their partners' vigilance with the Pill" are getting snipped rather than using condoms because condoms are "less than ideal in terms of pleasure" and are not 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnany. Worse, the article implies that lots of women lie about taking birth control and are looking to "oops" a guy into fatherhood and collect hefty child-support payments.

The first guy the article mentions, Marcus Whitlock, got a vasectomy when he was 23 (he lied to the doctor and said he was 30) because sex was a "tense, fraught ordeal" due to the possibility of pregnancy. Whitlock says "Now I can never have a girl say I made her pregnant. I don't have to worry about being tricked."

Tim Vass - another poor guy who nearly fell victim to evil, baby-craving women - also got snipped. He made the decision after "a half-dozen pregnancy scares, including what he says were two attempted oopsings. Both of the latter were one-night stands." Tim is now a free bird and has "swinging-from-the-chandelier sex".

My first thought was "Don't flatter yourselves, you assholes."

What I get from these two guys is not just "Women are tricky bitches." (though their statements reek of that sentiment) but also "I plan on having a lot of sex and I can't be bothered to use condoms."

I hope these two studs have good health care plans that will pay for a lot of penicillin and Valtrex.

Sure, condoms might make things feel a little less sensitive than they could - but you could always check out what Trojan has available. I counted no less than six types of extra-sensitive condoms on their site. Don't tell me they're too expensive either - Trojan will send you a free sample.

You could also just resort to good, old-fashioned, solo masturbation. Not quite as fun as sex with a partner, but the paranoia surrounding possible "oopses" drops to exactly zero percent.

I have to admit, there ARE women who trick guys into being fathers - and the people who suffer most in those instances are the child. I don't feel sorry for the woman who tricks a guy into fatherhood, nor do I feel particularly sorry for the guy who got tricked (you could have chosen the solo stuff dude); I feel sorry for the kid. 

This article was probably read by other men like Marcus and Tim - paranoid guys with a sense of entitlement to all the free-wheeling sex they want - so why is there nothing in this article to educate them about being responsible?

Guys like that are going to get vasectomies anyway. Trojan could dump a lifetime supply of condoms - free of charge - in their laps and they'd get snipped and use the condoms for balloons. This article had a responsibility to tell these idiots that getting snipped does not entitle you to become a man-whore and collect STDs to pass along to other people. A vasectomy is not a guard against syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, genital herpes, HIV or any other nasty little infections.

I have to give the author a tiny bit of credit - he does mention the fear of "sneak pregnancies" is "irrational", but then goes on to say that many of the guys getting vasectomies are doing it so they have control over when and if they have kids. They are sick of it being "only the woman's opinion" that matters.

Uh, guys, you already HAVE control. It's called condoms - sometimes it's called abstinence. Your opinion matters, and you can express your opinion by wearing a condom. In fact, if you're sleeping with a woman who you feel would trick you into fatherhood - maybe you shouldn't sleep with her at all. Why not do the solo thing until you meet a woman you can trust and respect?

That's the sort of control that is directly within your means - and there are no unpleasant side-effects.

Well here's your silver lining: This one's hard...Um??? Shit. I know. You can tell everyone it's an allergic reaction to a cat. That's not a total lie. You've obviously been around some questionable pussy. But that's not really a silver lining now is it? Ok here it is. You still have your feet, and the way you chase skirt you must be a fast runner. So there your health isn't all that bad. Oh and another thing is that now you can use all of those extra minutes in your calling plan to get in touch with former hook-ups. That way you don't feel like you wasted your money on that 3,000 minute plan you got talked into by the Sprint guy at the mall. And at the rate people in this country sue each other, you could slap a law suite for criminal negligence resulting personal injury on one or more persons. I say or more persons because let's face it you're a swinger buddy. :)

It's called Slydial, and basically it's a service that lets you dial straight into someone's voicemail AT NO CHARGE (I have a feeling that once this catches on, the "free" part might change, but hey, for now, it's not going to cost you more than the phone call).

Here's how it works: You call the Slydial number (267-759-3425), enter the number you want to call, listen to a quick ad (yes, annoying, but it's quick) and then voila! It goes to the person's voicemail. I tested it out, and it WORKS. No joke.

So, you want to turn down someone's date offer but not talk to them? Tell him or her that you're not into it anymore but don't want to go through the whole sob story? Leave the awkward message that you've got HPV your partner should get tested?

Slydial, baby. Slydial.

Find out more at www.slydial.com.

Coco 、Karolina與「關懷愛滋」再度聯手。第五集的內容是肝炎 Hepatitis – 無人不識的肝炎也是性病？！但 Coco 把它化成糕餅而面不改容，厲害之處無不令人聞風喪膽，女傭造型引發街頭少女爭相仿傚！http://www.so-u.tv/

Coco 、Karolina與「關懷愛滋」再度聯手。第五集的內容是肝炎 Hepatitis – 無人不識的肝炎也是性病？！但 Coco 把它化成糕餅而面不改容，厲害之處無不令人聞風喪膽，女傭造型引發街頭少女爭相仿傚！http://www.so-u.tv

Duties:
* Assists in collection and analysis of STD/HIV/AIDS data.
* Manages data, cleans and analyses STD/HIV/AIDS surveillance
cases by running SAS programs to summarize data for reports.
* Maps software to prepare maps describing the epidemic and
geographic areas most affected.
* Fills data requests and ensures quality of data by working
directly with data entry and other epidemiologists conducting follow-up.
* Performs other related duties as required.

Location: STD/HIV Surveillance
Miles Square

Qualifications:

Graduation from an accredited college or university with a Bachelor's
degree in Statistics, Mathematics or a related field supplemented by
three years of progressively responsible epidemiological experience, or
an equivalent combination of training and experience, provided the
minimum degree requirement is met.

NOTE: To be considered for this position you must provide information
about your educational background and your work experience. If you fail
to provide this information at the time you submit your application, it
will be incomplete and you will not be considered for this position.
There are three ways to provide the information: 1) you may attach a
resume; 2) you may paste a resume; or 3) you can complete the online
resume fields.

NOTE: Copies of your official transcripts, licenses or training
certificates will be required at time of interview/test, if applicable.

NOTE: Test results will be made available upon written request to the
Department of Human Resources once all test scores have been compiled
and review of process has been finalized.

Interest Applicants apply at: www.cityofchicago.org/CAREERS
Deadline to apply August 4, 2008

Salary: $55,872.00
Benefits: Medical, Vision, Dental, Flexible Spending Account, Long
Term Disability, Twelve Paid
Holidays, Deferred Compensation, Pension Plan, Tuition Reimbursement and
much more.

continued

Evaluation

Your initial evaluation will be based on information provided on the
application form and documents submitted with the application.
Applications must be submitted by the individual applicant. No second
party applications will be accepted.

Residency Requirement

An employee must be an actual resident of the City of Chicago. Proof of
residency will be required at the time of employment.

Around 125 teens are expected to participate in the SOS program, which has five sessions through mid-August, said director Hope Rollins. "We want to promote healthy behaviors and attitudes for youth," she said.

In 2006, there were an estimated 923 pregnancies among girls ages 15-19 in Clinton, Ingham, and Eaton counties, for a rate of around 47 pregnancies for every 1,000 girls, according to state figures. Last year, the state recorded 963 cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis among teens 15-19 in the tri-county area.

SOS groups teens by age and gender and pairs an adult and teen mentor with each group. Melanie Lynn of Okemos brought her two daughters, ages 14 and 12, to the program. It gives the girls and other teens a chance to open up about issues facing them with people they can trust, she said. "They always think parents don't know what they're talking about," said Lynn. "But if they hear the same thing from their peers or another adult they respect, it makes an impact."

(Kim Kardashian loves koalas...not that it has anything to do with Ely's..umm...infection)

This is a bizarre story when you consider he survived being hit by a car. And then you read what else he's being treated for besides his injuries from the car. Ely's a straight playa!

CANBERRA (Reuters) - A koala that cheated death after being hit by a car at 100 kmh (about 60 mph) and dragged with his head jammed through the vehicle grill for 12 kms (about 7 miles) is being dubbed Australia's luckiest marsupial.

The eight-year-old male koala, named "Ely 'Lucky' Grills" by rescuers, was struck by an unwitting motorist north of Brisbane and found only when the car stopped after being flagged down by another vehicle.

"To have him survive and virtually unscathed is quite miraculous," Australian Wildlife Hospital spokewoman Carolyn Beaton told Reuters Tuesday.

"Lucky" hung on during his ordeal with one arm and his trapped head, and was freed with household scissors used like a fireman's "jaws-of-life" to cut around the car's mesh grill with the horrified owner's permission, Beaton said.

"Whilst Lucky was in shock, he quickly recovered and was nearly better after a couple of hours rest and a feed," she said.

Lucky will stay at the hospital, set up by the late television wildlife and crocodile crusader Steve Irwin, for 45 days to recover from his experience and receive treatment for a chlamydial infection.

Now that I think about it, I do recall reading that Pamela Anderson just returned from a trip to Australia as well.....<ponders>

Paris Hilton

Newcomer actress Blake Lively is trying to distance herself from comparisons to socialite Paris Hilton. Through her actions, Paris has come to symbolize excess, debauchery and vanity.

Last month, Paris and Britney Spears topped a poll in Australia for the celebrities youngsters like least. Paris and Lindsay Lohan have consistently won negative polls in America as well.

Blake Lively

There is a lesson to be learned in that. Just because you have it, meaning fame and some money, doesn’t mean you should flaunt it.

No, I’m not referring to the public being envious, as most stars believe in their jaded little worlds. You may be surprised to learn, many members of the public don’t want to be like certain stars.

Blake Lively

If you party your life away, have run-ins with the law and engage in acts of public lewdness, people will think that’s all there is to you. Look what you’ve given them as a reference point.

The sad thing is there are people in Hollywood encouraging young stars in the mainstream to behave in an inappropriate manner for attention and so-called free publicity, which is terrible advice. That free publicity comes at a price when said stars’ names and lives are destroyed.

Paris Hilton

One should want to be appropriately recognized for one’s work, through the correct avenues, not because you behave in a terrible manner for the paparazzi.

Promiscuity is encouraged as well. Then these girls get saddled with the image of being harlots. Who needs that. Not to mention, so many stars have STDs because of the constant stream of sex partners.

It sets a terrible example for young kids who end up emulating them to terrible results.

Blake Lively: it’s stupid to compare me to Paris Hilton

“I don’t know her, but I don’t like being compared to anyone by somebody who doesn’t know me. I’m my own person. I don’t go to clubs, I don’t party, I don’t dance on tables and I don’t like sex tapes.”

http://fametastic.co.uk

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

]]> http://suburbanswinger.wordpress.com/?p=21 Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:41:37 +0000 suburbanswinger http://suburbanswinger.wordpress.com/?p=21 Drox, a commenter, has asked some great questions. We thought we’d answer with a new post. How’s that for killing two birds with one stone? Ah, there is nothing more satisfying than efficiency. Ok, maybe dips in a hot tub and some orgasms, but you know what we mean…

-          Where/How might I find like-minds, without feeling obligated to participate? Are there clubs that host discrete meet-and-greets?

Well, that is why we’re here! To tell ya! We have never been “single” in the lifestyle, and our single friends were once part of couples in the lifestyle, so we really don’t know of any single females who came in on their own to give you examples. However, a lot of our experience can be used here.

Our first suggestion is use the internet. There is a host of information out there. We recommend finding an online group, like a Yahoo group or swingers board, that has like minded folks in it. It may take some time to find the exact one. Also, hot the swingers date sites. A number of them have internal groups, some social and some sexual, that can provide some information and meet-and-greets. We used to have a Yahoo Group called Lake Jackson Lifestyles in which we had message boards and meet and greets.

If you live in the boonies or in, oh, a very religious community, you may have to travel some to find a group or social. In more urban environments, you’ll find groups meeting around the corner. The hosts should be able to answer any questions you have long before the meets. If they refuse or are very cryptic in what they say, stay away! Honesty and openness should be a priority. If it feels wrong, it is. Get another opinion.

Some couples and singles will just meet up at a hotel room. They may not appreciate gawking in such an intimate environment. Again, the host should be able to tell you what they find acceptable. Go to a club or meet and greet first. Meet and mingle. Make new friends. Unless you just want anonymous sex, go for it.

As for anonymous sex, if that’s what you want, there are so many other places to go and do that require a lot less effort. Which brings us to “safe” sex. AIDS, STDs, and unwanted pregnancies can and do happen. Be smart about it. Know your limits and always no the limits of others and all the risks involved. Riskier play, like BD/SM and kink, usually have their own rules and decorum, so seek that information out long before showing up on the scene.

Every club we ever been to was a comfortable setting in which we could participate or not. We have only been to two on-premise clubs, and we never were pressured to participate. We typically did not attend those as we enjoyed the more sensual off-premise clubs. House parties were much more comfortable for group play in our view.

-          How do you find one that suits your taste? (i.e. I like a thicker male body, porn, alcohol/light-drugs, and would not mind a heavier male to female ratio….I feel as if what would turn me on in an orgy may be too specific to find?)

If you like men meatier (thank you, thank you, thank the maker there are women out there. Mr. S is SO very happy about that), there are groups that specialize in the heavier folk. Just keep your eye out for that, although, really, when it comes to cock, a cock is cock. Does he know how to use it? Does it look sexy, or does it look like a pincushion or mangled chew toy? Is it bigger than a Louisville Slugger?

Drugs are illegal. That’s all we should say about that. Never, ever give a reason to have the Man ruin everyone’s fun. Our personal opinion is that someone blitzed on booze or other is usually too out there to be any fun anyway. We’ve seen the X dealers in the bathrooms, the track marks or blisters on the floor junkies, and the ambulance runs when the lame-o passes out due to too much booze in swing and non-swing clubs. Its never any fun, ruins the mood, and gets the law and media involved. A narc or undercover will ruin your fun and reputation real quick. Be smart and keep it fun and safe for everyone.

We see meet ups and house-parties advertised all the time on message boards and swing sites. Again, if you live in Idaho Falls, ID, it’s probably not going to happen a lot. If you live in Manhattan, it probably happens daily. To the inter-tubes you go! Remember, its ok to be nervous. If you are scared, there is probably good reason…

-          As a woman (and first-timer), is it OK to attend an event or club alone? I’m concerned about safety, but I don’t know anyone that I’d be comfortable asking to accompany me.

We say: find an off-premise club near you and go one night. Most have single ladies specials on certain nights. In Houston, since weeknights are off-nights, that’s when you could go and check it out as there usually aren’t big crowds. We find that the better clubs are own and run by couples and singles in the lifestyle and they are very positive people. Email or call them and get to know them. Let them know your concerns. They can usually arrange to meet with you at the club, especially on the slower nights and chat a little. They usually are busy, but should have time for a new customer. Some clubs are weekend only, but still should be ok. Always check with other couples from the sites and groups that go. Find out the clientele. IF they are the Ferrari type and you show up in a pickup, you may feel out-of-place. Conversely, if beer is the favorite local swill and you like martinis, you might find a different place.

Always dress hot but not too provocatively. Mrs. S made the mistake of dressing very conservatively on our first visit (think Velma from Scooby-Doo). She was chastised (playfully) by other women in the restroom. Conversely, a bras and crotch-less panty may not be appropriate either. Shoot for the middle the first time. Weeknights usually are more work attire oriented anyways. Always ask if you are unsure!

Do you go to bars and clubs by yourself? If you are comfortable to do so, go. Clubs of all types typically offer escorts to your car or taxi at night. If not, a nice tip to the bouncer will assure you get to your car safely. If you are able to network and meet people before hand, all the better. Just depends on your personality and safety limits. Keep a sober head on the first night to keep you safe, too. Just a suggestion.

Hope that helps. Again, we haven’t that much experience in the single scene. Single females are extremely popular with couples and single men, so you should fit right in. Especially if you are interested in the bisexual side. Whoo hoo!

We’ll add a tab with some links to other blogs and groups that may help you, probably later this evening (have run out of lunch time J). Let us know what you find, your questions, and any adventures you might have. You can always email privately at suburbanswinger@gmail.com . We’ll never post emails without permission.

Ok folks, we’re cooking up some more topics. An open question: What was YOUR first swinging experience?

L8rs & lovers- Mr. & Mrs. S.

How about we just go ahead and avoid this place?????

Genital Warts

Oh Gross!

You've just been told those little growths in your "private parts" are genital warts.

You've got them from your partner, they say!

Well, most likely you did - but, occasionally someone gets infected through the use of a towel infected with the virus. Babies can also be infected during the delivery.

It can be weeks or even months after infection before the warts become visible, so your partner may not even have known he or she was infected.

Some people who are infected with the HPV virus never get symptoms, so they may not even know they are infected.

Genital warts don't usually hurt, but they can be itchy.

They're really common too - especially with young people in their 20s.

The warts can look completely flat, or have a rough surface. You can have just one, or they might come in groups.

You only have to look at pictures of genital warts on the internet to see that you REALLY, REALLY want to avoid getting them.

Genital warts in males are often found on the penis or underneath the foreskin, or on the scrotum. The end of the urethra or around the rectum and even the thighs are also possible areas for genital warts.

Females may find genital warts in the vagina or lips of the vulva. Also around the rectum and urethra. 

Take a look at the video below . . . a doctor's explanation

If you can't see any warts, but you can feel itching, it's possible that they are just so flat that they're very hard to see. If you suspect there could be some warts, but you can't see them, a visit to the Doctor is really important - it's quite easy for the Doc to tell, so don't be shy.

The earlier you get treatment, the easier it will be for you.

 And yes, they are contagious, but there are things you can do to protect yourself and others:

• visit your doctor as soon as possible, and ask your partner to do so as well
• it's easier to treat them if you catch them early - so don't be shy or embarrassed
• use a condom and practice safe sex
• try not to touch them - it's easy to spread warts with your hands, as they're so contagious
• use hot water and soap to wash your hands
• you can also contact an STD clinic (sexually transmitted disease clinic) directly, in complete confidence - you'll find a telephone number in your local phone book

Meanwhile, have a look at Wartrol for some safe and effective homeopathic relief - Wartrol homeopathic genital wart relief is registered with the FDA.

At the time of writing, they have a special offer on, so check it out now.

Please . . .  take good care of yourself and others.

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Also known as entamebiasis, this protozoal infection of the colon is caused by Entamoeba histolytica, a one-celled parasite, and is usually asymptomatic (no symptoms). When clinical manifestations are present, they may range from mild diarrhea to severe dysentery to complications involving some vitals organs.

How is the infection transmitted?
The infection may be transmitted directly from person to person (through amoeba cysts) or indirectly through contaminated water or food from infected food handlers or lack of personal hygiene among them. Most often, the infection occurs when a person ingests food or water contaminated with feces from an infected individual, or by touching a surface that has amoeba cysts and putting the fingers in the mouth. The onset of the illness starts within 1 to 4 weeks, but could be longer or shorter, depending on the “dose of contamination” and the person’s body resistance.

Who are the usual victims?
Anyone (including the rich and famous) can get amebiasis but the most usual victims are people in developing countries who have poor sanitary conditions, living in crowded dwellings with contaminated water sources. They are obviously also common among traveling immigrants from these third world nations.

Also known as entamebiasis, this protozoal infection of the colon is caused by Entamoeba histolytica, a one-celled parasite, and is usually asymptomatic (no symptoms). When clinical manifestations are present, they may range from mild diarrhea to severe dysentery to complications involving some vitals organs.

How is the infection transmitted?
The infection may be transmitted directly from person to person (through amoeba cysts) or indirectly through contaminated water or food from infected food handlers or lack of personal hygiene among them. Most often, the infection occurs when a person ingests food or water contaminated with feces from an infected individual, or by touching a surface that has amoeba cysts and putting the fingers in the mouth. The onset of the illness starts within 1 to 4 weeks, but could be longer or shorter, depending on the “dose of contamination” and the person’s body resistance.

Who are the usual victims?
Anyone (including the rich and famous) can get amebiasis but the most usual victims are people in developing countries who have poor sanitary conditions, living in crowded dwellings with contaminated water sources. They are obviously also common among traveling immigrants from these third world nations.

Is amebiasis a sexually transmitted disease?
Yes, among male homosexuals, who indulge in anal sex. The feces that contain amoeba cysts are the source of infection. Unlike the trophozoite form of the E. histolytica, which dies fast outside the body, the cysts are resistant to the external environment and survive even on the surface of furniture, etc.

How do the amoebae cause injury?
The amoebae stick to the inner wall of the colon and kill the lining epithelial cells, leading to severe diarrhea with mucus and blood. The protozoa also secretes proteases that destroy the extracellular matrix of the colon and allow invasion into the bowel wall and beyond. Amebas can also invade the portal (liver) circulation and cause liver abscesses. This infection then spreads from the liver to the adjacent organs, or through the blood circulation to the lungs, brain and other organs.

What are the signs and symptoms?
The majority of people are asymptomatic. They have the infection and continue to excrete amoeba cysts in their stools but appear as normal as can be. When the cysts and their enzymes invade the tissues, intermittent diarrhea, flatulence, constipation, abdominal cramps develop. The feces may have mucus and blood and the area over the liver and ascending (right) colon may be tender. Other symptoms will depend on the other organs affected.

How is the diagnosis made?
The diagnosis does not come easy. The milder non-dysenteric form of amebiasis is commonly confused with irritable bowel syndrome, diverticultis, or regional enteritis, ulcerative colitis, etc. Hepatic (liver) amebiasis and amebic abscess must also be distinguished from other liver ailments. Several stool samples from different days may be needed for examination. The presence of trophozoites in the stools or biopsied recto-sigmoid part of the colon clinches the diagnosis. Extra-intestinal form of this infection is harder to diagnose.

How can one prevent amebiasis?
Personal hygiene and any practice to preclude contamination of water and food with human feces will prevent amebiasis. Thorough hand-washing after using the toilet, after changing baby diapers, and each time before eating are effective means of preventing the infections. Maintaining and cleaning the home (especially the bathrooms, kitchen, and dining area) properly every day are also helpful. The normal level of chlorine in the water, which kills bacteria, will not kill the E. histolytica cysts. Boiling or treating water with tetracycline hydroperiodide tablets will kill the cysts.

What is the treatment for amebiasis?
The treatment varies and is tailored to the type of amebic infection. The basic regimen includes relief of symptoms, blood replacement where needed, correction of fluid and electrolytes. Some of the drugs used depending on the form, severity of the infection, and presence of spread to other organs, are: diloxanide flurate, iodoquinol, metronidazole, emetine or dehydroemetine, choloquine. Since these drugs could potentially have serious toxic side-effects, consultation with, and supervision by, a physician is mandatory during the entire course of therapy.

How does one prevent it while traveling?
When traveling to developing countries, or to any area where sanitation is suspect, drink only commercially distributed bottled water, or water boiled for at least 1 minute, or carbonated pop beverages. Filtering water yourself using “absolute 1 micron or less filter” and dissolving iodine tablets to the filtered water will render water safe for drinking. These could be found in camping and outdoor supply stores. Also, do not eat fresh fruits and vegetables that you did not prepare yourself, and do not drink milk nor eat cheese or dairy products, which may not have been pasteurized. Stay away from food or drinks sold by street vendors.
Yes, among male homosexuals, who indulge in anal sex. The feces that contain amoeba cysts are the source of infection. Unlike the trophozoite form of the E. histolytica, which dies fast outside the body, the cysts are resistant to the external environment and survive even on the surface of furniture, etc.

How do the amoebae cause injury?
The amoebae stick to the inner wall of the colon and kill the lining epithelial cells, leading to severe diarrhea with mucus and blood. The protozoa also secretes proteases that destroy the extracellular matrix of the colon and allow invasion into the bowel wall and beyond. Amebas can also invade the portal (liver) circulation and cause liver abscesses. This infection then spreads from the liver to the adjacent organs, or through the blood circulation to the lungs, brain and other organs.

What are the signs and symptoms?
The majority of people are asymptomatic. They have the infection and continue to excrete amoeba cysts in their stools but appear as normal as can be. When the cysts and their enzymes invade the tissues, intermittent diarrhea, flatulence, constipation, abdominal cramps develop. The feces may have mucus and blood and the area over the liver and ascending (right) colon may be tender. Other symptoms will depend on the other organs affected.

How is the diagnosis made?
The diagnosis does not come easy. The milder non-dysenteric form of amebiasis is commonly confused with irritable bowel syndrome, diverticultis, or regional enteritis, ulcerative colitis, etc. Hepatic (liver) amebiasis and amebic abscess must also be distinguished from other liver ailments. Several stool samples from different days may be needed for examination. The presence of trophozoites in the stools or biopsied recto-sigmoid part of the colon clinches the diagnosis. Extra-intestinal form of this infection is harder to diagnose.

How can one prevent amebiasis?
Personal hygiene and any practice to preclude contamination of water and food with human feces will prevent amebiasis. Thorough hand-washing after using the toilet, after changing baby diapers, and each time before eating are effective means of preventing the infections. Maintaining and cleaning the home (especially the bathrooms, kitchen, and dining area) properly every day are also helpful. The normal level of chlorine in the water, which kills bacteria, will not kill the E. histolytica cysts. Boiling or treating water with tetracycline hydroperiodide tablets will kill the cysts.

What is the treatment for amebiasis?
The treatment varies and is tailored to the type of amebic infection. The basic regimen includes relief of symptoms, blood replacement where needed, correction of fluid and electrolytes. Some of the drugs used depending on the form, severity of the infection, and presence of spread to other organs, are: diloxanide flurate, iodoquinol, metronidazole, emetine or dehydroemetine, choloquine. Since these drugs could potentially have serious toxic side-effects, consultation with, and supervision by, a physician is mandatory during the entire course of therapy.

How does one prevent it while traveling?
When traveling to developing countries, or to any area where sanitation is suspect, drink only commercially distributed bottled water, or water boiled for at least 1 minute, or carbonated pop beverages. Filtering water yourself using “absolute 1 micron or less filter” and dissolving iodine tablets to the filtered water will render water safe for drinking. These could be found in camping and outdoor supply stores. Also, do not eat fresh fruits and vegetables that you did not prepare yourself, and do not drink milk nor eat cheese or dairy products, which may not have been pasteurized. Stay away from food or drinks sold by street vendors.

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a few months after the ramifications of the blizzard, there was pretty legit fallout. the big brown cunt was more awkward than ever. the notorious VAG was in shock and awe. the biggest ho we know, well, she was still the biggest ho we know. and me, i was still hanging out with these bitches. why? i don't know. boredom i guess. oh well. the next opportunity for debauch times had arrived. yup. another afterparty. this time, there was no blizzard. it was another one of those ethnic afterparties that these hos schedule their lives around. it was the afterparty for some event called dh. dh for dry humping? prolly not. but whatev. it worked out that this night was all about dh.

so we did our ethnic thing first. good times? more like a waste of time. but now, it was gametime. these sluts spent about 5 minutes plus/minus 4 hours getting themselves ready for when they would become sexual predators looking for the ultimate hookup that night. they probably should have known that the only one who was gonna get some that night was the one who gets some every night, tbhwk. surprise, surprise. of course, the only reason i roll with these bitches because i'm smart enough to realize that if you roll with enough sluts, you aren't paying cover. write that down guys. so we just walk right in and the games begin.

i'm on the lookout for fresh 18 year olds who are fresh and ripe like fresh mangoes. and fresh. because i only eat fresh. like subway. bbc, VAG, and tbhwk go straight to their fav place. $1 canadian if you can guess where that is. too late. the bar.  if these sluts aren't waste case when on the prowl, it doesn't even matter because the story is gonna be lame-o. like an iphone wannabe-o. we get on the dance floor and do our thing. tbhwk is pretty bad, so she looks like she is just having a seizure. it is not hot. however, her general stank ho-ness overwhelms, and she manages to get some attention. the VAG is getting mildly sexually assaulted by some rat looking fellow who has the same name as me. but not really. and the bbc? well, she's being awkward and dancing alone in the corner. and sweating. profusely. like, bitch please, get a towel.

so the hours go by. each of us is doing our own thing. i'm getting tired because i'm an old man. these 18 year old sluts have way too much energy. i go over to the bbc, who now looks like she has just stepped out of a pool. it's not attractive. we save the VAG from the rat. the three of us are looking for the other ho of our little club when we see something that will haunt us for the rest of our lives. looking back, we probably should have seen it coming. like a ho about to take a nut in the eye. but whatev. we find tbhwk. except she is not alone. instead, she has formed a new being with some runty looking fellow called the cloak. tongues have swapped std-laced saliva. hands are all over each other's not hot bods. tbhwk has thrown a leg around the runty looking fellow called the cloak and has wrapped him up like a spider does to its prey. after viewing this animal planet documentary on the mating habits of species super nast, i feel the sudden urge to vomit. let it fly old man.

after clean up in aisle 3, i gather the troops. the topic of the moment is whether to let tbhwk continue her stomach turning union with the runty looking fellow called the cloak. the other option is to intervene. duh. so we take up a vantage point and check the situation. yup. the not so hot and heavy action is still going strong. we keenly observe for the next too long moment of time, waiting for a break in the action. that moment finally arrives as the runty looking fellow called the cloak exits the location to use the loo. we run over to tbhwk and slap that stupid grin off her face. "what the shit are you doing with that runty looking fellow called the cloak? did you by chance look at his face? or his short stature? or his dirty wanna-be goatee? i mean, we know you are a ho, and you are the biggest ho we know to boot, but have some standards, bitch!" tbhwk, unfazed by this attack on her non-existent character, responded with a silly look on her face. "i'm in love. this is gonna last forever. i'm gonna let him do whatever he wants to do. sexually." she pushes us aside, and runs off to put that runty looking fellow called the cloak's cock in her mouth. looking over at the bbc and the notorious VAG, one thought comes to our heads, and we all express it aloud at the same time. "well, that was a bad decision".

If my english is not good please bear with me...

Who does not admire the two most publicized celebrities all over the world like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? Both are objects of males’ sex-fantasies. Among them (the most stupid one) are my friends who work in a construction company, and spend most of the time talking about their favorite celebrities on the job site. They always have stories and jokes to share with regards to their fantasizing Britney and Paris. They are the endless topics of discussions, jokes, and even causes of fights during drinking spree.

 “I love everything about Britney,” said mang Kulas, a mason at his mid forties. “If I can only kiss her and hug her for a while, I am ready to go (not clear if he means dying)”

“Go to what, comfort room?,” reflied Mang Ben.

“And what will you do at the comfort room with Britney in your mind?,” the younger Apin added.

Laughter.

Mga gago, ang dudumi ng isip ninyo (you malicious fool).

Laughter again, but this time it was louder.

“What mang Kulas said is that he is ready to go home na because Britney his wife is waiting for him,” Carling the foreman just said to prevent these men already drunk from causing  any trouble.

Mang Kulas finished his bottle of beer and left.

“Mang Kulas your wife is still taking a bath, hurry up and finish your business with Britney,” Martin shouted.

“Tarantado, manigas ka diyan (endure your erection stupid),” Mang Kulas shouted back to Martin.

Martin’s object of interest is Paris Hilton. He bought some magazines and cut Paris Hilton pictures and pasted it in his locker. My inspiration, he usually says. And there is a reason for that, his family is in the province and he is all alone in Manila to work. It’s so difficult for him to satisfy his sexual needs with his wife away. But his mother in law told him it is better that way so that he will not add more children to support. And Mang Kulas knows this.

 “That crazy monkey,” he murmured as he opened another bottle of beer.

Mang Ben shifted the topic to a sexy beer house dancer in Marcos Highway.

“She is young, full of energy…so hot and has kissable lips. Look at her sexy body, her medium size boobs, her soft skin and fair complexion… Why do you still look for Britney and Paris if you can have Bubbles overnight?”

“At ubos lahat ng kinita mo, may AIDS ka pa (and you will lose all your income and get AIDS in return).

“Nasarapan ka naman ( But you've got enjoyment too.),” Mang Ben countered.

“Ayaw ko diyan, masyadong gasgas na iyan. Magkatulo pa ako (I don’t like that slut she’s already overused. I might get an STD), Apin butted in.

Laughter.

“Kaya nga hindi ko ipinagpapalit sa iba si Paris, (that’s why I can’t trade my idol to any sexy woman).

“Siyanga? Baka putulan ka ng kaligayahan ng misis mo kapag nalaman iyang sinasabi mo (your wife might cut off your penis if she learns you are crazy with Paris).

Mang Carling almost lost his false teeth for laughing so hard.

“I don’t care, I love everything about Paris, I love the way she wears her pants, her shirt, her gown, her bikini, her panty,” Martin said imagining as if Paris is just around.

Apin, being so rude in manners, interrupted him.

“I don’t like Paris not wearing anything, I want to see her breasts, her vagina…”

But before he could add another statement, a strong upper cut (ala Pacquiao) hit him and immediately went to the floor like Diaz. Apin immediately stood up to hit back but other workers pacified them.

Security personnel came and brought the two to the guard house for investigation since the incident happened at the construction company’s territory.

1. Don't mess with Zohan

Ok this is a comedy with Adam Sandler, he plays an Israeli assassin, who get's tired of the work and goes to to America to be a hair dresser. Mariah Carey makes a guest appearance in the movie.

Ok the movie is funny in ways, because the character is in some ways out of the 70's with his hair styles and sexual promiscuity.

Part of the movie shows this big corporation hiring these people that look like the minute men, (that militia group) they are hired to start rivalry between the Jewish and Palestinian community, then have the one blame the other for the mischief that happens, but in the end it all works out ok. The message of the movie is one of those can't we just get along this is America.  Least that's how I interpreted it. Cause when he goes to America he ends up working in this hair shop for this Palestinian girl that he start to like, after he finishes doing half the older women in town ofcourse, cause that's suppose to be romantic and funny.

Eg. As part of the movie he literally satisfies the customers in more ways than one. Now most of the hair salon customers are over 60 so it's suppose to be funny. There are lot's of sassy over 60 out there, so don't get me wrong, I am just saying that's how the movie portrays it.

Now as funny as this movie was, not so much, but good for a laugh none the less, I kept thinking that the other message in the movie, really should have been "don't mess with Zohan." In the real world who knows what he was picking up with those adventures. I mean in the real world there is a real STD problem with the geriatric generation. High on that list HIV, HPV, Herpes. Viagra what have you done?

http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html
http://health.usnews.com/usnews/health/articles/070805/13senior.htm

I thought it was particularly cute in the movie when they find the preparation H, and the mother of the guy Zohan is staying with and sleeping with says she uses it for her genital warts.

http://www.healthandage.com/public/article/3215/Seniors-Are-Having-Unprotected-Sex.html

I kept thinking nice girl in movie, why you mess with Zohan. The title speaks for itself. No seriously if you take the movie for the comedic value it's meant to give it's good, but if you put any real spin on it, there are two messages in the movie, and for me the title says it best.

2. Sex in the city

Ok I have seen one episode of this show. I really thought it was about woman having sex in the city. Then some girl told me it's actually about trying to find true love. Ok.
Then some guy at work said see the movie, it's really nice. Ok. So I saw the movie.

It's good. It's actually funny, and you don't have to have watched the show to get the movie. I won't ruin too much of this, but someone tries to get married, someone cheats, and ofcourse people have sex.

The guy who cheats was funny, he was like, it was just the one time.  It was funny, but I had sympathy for them both.
In the movie he had been without sex for 6 months, cause of the busy ice queen. I felt sorry for him. On the other hand, I felt bad for her when she was like, I changed for you, you broke us. Don't get me wrong, I don't think 6 days, 6 months, or six years is a good reason for cheating, but if something isn't working, talk about it first, before stepping out.

As it was her friends shared different views on this, some thought once was forgivable, she did not. I do think people can slip up, but in general if you love someone truly, then why step out?

http://www.cheatingways.com/why-do-we-cheat/the-anatomy-of-an-affair/

Contrast this to the love letters that the Kerry character reads a little earlier in the movie. They are from a book of great loves, Napoleon to Josephine etc. I think there are people that can find each other in this world, and truly care about each other from start to finish, and truly leave everyone else out. I think that's still the concept that I still have.

http://dir.salon.com/story/books/review/2002/02/08/mitchell/

So the movie leaves the question can love last. Sure it can, I mean the Kerri character breaks up with the Mr big character and they get back together, apparently they were dating for 10 years before trying to get married. So I guess it also depends on your concept of marriage and relationships.

All together this movie was worth seeing.
3. Wanted

This was the next movie that I saw. I think Angelina Jolie is just great in this action packed movie. Now the movie is very Matrix, like, with a bit of terminator thrown in. I really liked it.

This was the second assassin movie for the weekend. I really don't want to give too much away here with this one.

Needless to say there was one part of the movie where she saves him, and it's that, come with me if you want to live feel. Also right at the beginning, this character does this almost Matrix like assassin move and it's like wow.

At one part of the movie I started to question the motivation of the characters and if they were telling the truth. I remember when the Gang Stalking thing started and I just came online, I was being told so many things and being directed at who to hate, and who not to hate. I am glad that I did not get sucked into that, because unintentionally, I could have been online placing blame on one group of people, and missing parts of the bigger picture. I thought of this when I was seeing the movie, now let's just say, you always have to find your own truth, you can't always trust everyone, not everyone will do the wrong thing when the truth comes out, and some characters just amaze you.

Needless to say, I still really think the Angelina Jolie character was the best and most amazing. I don't know if this movie needs a part two, but much like the Matrix it shows you some truth about how the real world works, with seeing things, almost synchronicity, but more so. It also has a message at the end.

Unlike 10 years ago when Matrix came out and I totally didn't connect with that movie at all, till years later, this movie I connected with more so from the beginning, because my awareness higher than it was before. If you are unaware, a lot of these movies just pass you by. I am sure some things passed me by on first viewing, but I hope to see it again. I also like the code in the movie that the first assassin breaks, it's also very Matrix like when you hear them say that. It's a neat movie.

I recommend this one out of all the ones that I saw.
4. Jumper
This is an old one, not in theaters, but new on video.
This kid has powers where he can teleport. Kind of how some people can astral travel in their sleep. Why not just call it astral teleportation?

Anyways, it's an ok flick about how those without powers always have to fear and destroy that which they don't understand, or fear. Kind of like X-men, but not as cool or anything.

The part that did catch my eye in this movie was that the bad guys were using electricity to control the jumping, there was a line about let's see how far you can jump with a thousand blots of electricity going through your brain, or something like that. I guess that would disrupt the neural synapse, also make it hard to concentrate on where you want to jump to.

It just reminded me of how people use electromagnetic harassment on targets of Gang Stalking to disrupt their lives, and my consistent question of, what else is behind it. Why do they have to keep us in an electronic cage, what else might be behind it, that we are not aware of, or even suspecting?

Anyways, the movie is cute. Worth renting. The only thing I can think of however is much like the X-men if you really did have such abilities, you would in no way shape or form use them with such frequency, not if you wanted to stay alive.

I always think if people have special abilities or talents they might want to keep their mouths shut, least they end up in government labs. I mean the government is investing large amounts of money into psi phenomenon for a reason. ESP, telekinesis, mind readers, remote viewers, and a whack of other talents we know nothing about. If you are not working for them, then can they really afford to have you running around scott free?

Think about this, sappers above you, mind readers below you, a target would really have their work cut out for them then. Just a thought.

Still the movie is cute, plus it's a two night rental.
5. Bourne Identity
Believe it or not, this movie really was great. Yes I realise it came out like a billion years ago, but I missed seeing it ok. So I finally saw it, I wanted to catch up on the series, but felt wrong about seeing three before 2, before 1 etc.

This movie is great and I really like the character. I think the trilogy is great, and I am glad to hear that a part 4 is in the works.

This was assassin movie number 3 for me. What can I say about this one, action packed, delivers from start to finish, and apparently even assassins get bored of the blood and guts, sure the pay is nice, the multiple identities are a bonus, but at the end of the day we all just want a little peace.

Oh also forgot, see Iron Man, that movie kicked ass, and I forgot to include it in the reviews.

Typical comments on this story have been to express surprise that a) anyone over the age of 45 is sexually active, and b) that not only are people over 45 sexually active, but that more of them seem to be sexually active with more than one partner. Quite frankly, neither of those two things cause me the least bit of astonishment.

While there are always exceptions, the myth that most people stop having sex once they reach the age of 40 is simply that - a myth. It belongs in the same category as the belief that all mother-in-laws are evil, that all teenage males are knife-carrying murderers, and that all blonde females under the age of 30 are promiscuous bimbos. They may be short-hand caricatures useful for the press and for comedians, but most of us know that they are far from the truth.

Some couples over 45 even claim greater sexual satisfaction with age - they are more relaxed, more knowledgeable about what they want and what gives pleasure to their partner. As with any creative and skilful activity, there are some benefits that can come with experience for those who are able to utilize that experience.

The fact that over 45's may now be having more than one sexual partner is equally unremarkable. In my professional work as a counsellor/therapist I have seen many shocked men in their early fifties, devastated by the fact that their wives have suddenly left them (rarely for another partner). Because people are living longer, 50 is now seen as relatively young. Because there is no longer the stigma about divorce that there used to be, more people are contemplating it. Years ago a woman may have tolerated a loveless marriage because she had little chance of financial security without her husband, because there was stigma to divorce, and because there was little point in leaving as life was short anyway. Now a 50 year old woman can expect to have another 30 years left at least, can have financial independence, and can leave without stigma. In my experience, once the children have grown up, more and more of them are saying, "I can't tolerate another 30 years of this," and are leaving in a way which they wouldn't have done even 20 years ago. There are now more singles over the age of 45 than ever before.

Not only are there more people in this age group available - all with legitimate sexual needs looking for ways of getting those needs met - but there is also much more likelihood of people actually meeting up. Technology has revolutionised contact.

First it has transformed the traditional contact groups - the lonely hearts clubs that used to advertise in the local papers. There are a plethora of dating groups enabling you to 'allegedly' meet the person of your dreams, but now offering you a world wide selection. The choice can be staggering, but statistically, if you have the stomach for the search, you are likely to eventually find at least one. There are stories of disasters out there (especially where naive people fail to take into account any likely cultural clash), but there are also some heart-warming ones too.

Secondly, the internet has also facilitated the opportunities for 'no strings' sexual contact for those looking for it. Popular sites with titles such as 'Married But Looking' and 'Mature Adult Friend Finder' speak for themselves. The internet is also credited with, or blamed for, the alleged rise in the number of people (male and female) using prostitutes. Technology has made contact much more private and much easier. Of course, such contact carries risks, and there have been murders, but for some, the risk is part of the thrill. I used to know one respectable clergyman's wife in her 50's who regularly met up with more than one stranger for the kind of sexual activity she fantasized about and was unable to get through 'more normal channels'. Whatever your views about this kind of contact, it is clearly happening on a significant scale, and I suspect the ease of contact means that it is happening more than it ever did in the past.

Thirdly, the use of texting, email, VOIP calls, webcams, and chat programs have all made contact easier. Using your computer you can now have a videocall for free with anyone in the world who has a a computer, a webcam, and an internet connection. The world is smaller. Communication is easier. And it is easier to have secret contact.

In addition to technology, there are other factors influencing the increase in sexual contact in the over 45 age group. The greater availability of cheap air travel means that it is actually easier to meet up with partners contacted on the internet. The availability of Viagra means that those men who were experiencing difficulty are now less likely to be disabled.

While I am not shocked by the fact that people over 45 have sex, and am not shocked that they are more likely than ever before to have contact with more than one sexual partner, I am surprised by the increase in sexually transmitted diseases. I am surprised that this age group, which has lived through the early discovery of AIDS, is failing to practise safe sex when playing away or with a new partner. There seems to be a naivety here more reminiscent of some teenagers. The fact that many of the women in this age group are unlikely to get pregnant means that many of the men and women think that there is no need for a condom for their sexual liaisons. Perhaps this group thought that safe sex was something that young people needed to bother about, and that it was something that didn't concern them. Now that some of them are 'back in the market place' it clearly doesn't concern them, though it ought to.

Once the sniggering has stopped about this story, one can only hope that it helps convey the message that sexual health is an issue for all ages and that over 45's are at risk too.

Carrier Selection:

This enables a telephone subscriber to decide which operator it wants its call to be routed through when he/she is making an ISD/STD call. So say I am a Vodafone customer staying in Hyderabad and want to make a call to someone in Delhi. Unlike now where I have to stick to my present service provider (this case Vodafone) and it (my present service provider) decides how my call is routed and charges a specific amount for the call. In the carrier selection process I get to choose my own operator. This can be done by prefixing the code of the operator which I want my call routed through and whose network I'll be using before the number to be dialed. My choice will primarily depend on two factors:

1.  Cost - operator providing cheaper call rates may be preferred

2.  Quality of Service - operator providing better QoS like voice clarity, low echo, and low latency and jitter.

So once the customer decides upon his option he's free to use the particular operator.

This however should not be mistaken for MNP (Mobile Number Portability) where the customer uses the same number but has shifted to another operator. In Carrier selection I'll be still under my service provider for normal call and value added services but for long distance calls I can choose the operator for carrying the voice calls. 

What's TRAI's Vision?

TRAI, yes the Telecom Regulatory Authority of India which has been bullying the telecom players for quite some time now. TRAI feels that the adoption of American system of carrier selection in India is largely going to help the subscribers. It also sees a general increase in competition thus pushing the prices further down. It will also spur further innovation in terms of better long distance communication and facilities (QoS). Thus TRAI believes the end user will be greatly benefitted.

What the operators have to say?

The operators believe that the present regulations being introduced by the TRAI is unfair for multiple reasons

1.  The present long and short distance call rates in India are already cheaper than most markets in the world. The call rate is generally in the range of 80 paise to Rs. 1.60. Out of this around 65 paise goes for the carriage, 30 paise is the termination charge (fixed by the operator) and rest is what goes to the operator. Therefore service providers think that they are already operating on a thin margin and there is minimal space for further reduction in call rates.

2.  Second, when the scheme of carrier selection was first introduced in early 2000 there were very few operators in the market. The scheme would have been feasible at that time encouraging competition and driving down call rates. Presently there are twelve Mobile Service providers operating in the market. Thus the service operators hold an opinion that they are already enough players to have good amount of competition and keep the prices as low as possible.

3.  Third, the cost required for setting up the Intelligent Networks for Carrier selection is huge. Rather than bringing down the cost, setting up these infrastructure and extra capital flow may lead to increased call rates. Moreover already the Telecom billing system is still maturing; there is no fool-proof system for correct billing. Due to this Mobile Telcos lose out on some revenues. Moreover increased burden in terms of setting up extra IN (intelligent networks) may tax heavily on the service providers.

4.  Finally, one more point to be taken note of is that most of the players which have a considerable customer base are already long distance players (barring Vodafone). And the competition has already driven the prices low.

The Mobile operating space is already very competitive courtesy a significant number of players in the market. Moreover they already are operating on thin cost margins. The Regulatory authority should therefore concentrate on 3G regulations and future innovations.

I wasn't going to blog about this, but then I spoke with a dear friend, who enjoys some "backdoor" every now and then, and he didn't have a clue about the anal pap. That is when I knew it was my duty to inform you.

HPV or human papilloma virus (aka genital warts) are very common, and commonly linked to rectal cancer and cervical cancer in women, so it's good to know your HPV situation early and often. Schedule a test with your doctor, and if your doctor isn't hip, get one who is. Here's how it goes.

Don't be chicken. The little collection brush causes less discomfort than some dates you've had, and called back for seconds. Imagine a tiny Christmas tree, an inch tall by a quarter inch in diameter, made out of pipe cleaner with fine bristles about the stiffness of a soft tooth brush.

The procedure is easy and painless. I even laughed, but that's me. You lie on the examination table, on your side, in the fetal position, just like you do in your prostate exam. Have you ever noticed that there's no way to lie on your side in the fetal position and appear butch? There isn't. If you've figured it out, send a pic, because I want to see. But I digress. My doc held the tiny tree in front of my face so I knew what to expect, and still my dread was worse than the reality. He gently inserted it and spun it around a few times. That's when I thought, "Gosh, this is something new," and I laughed. Then he sealed it in a tube to be shipped off to the lab.

I know, it sounds like a terrible experience, but given the alternative of not knowing what's up down there, it is a small price to pay.

I'd like to challenge all men who are reading this to schedule their anal pap, because Billy cares about each and every one of you, and your little starfishes. If you're really bold