Blogs about: Spanners
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This Throb In The Loins
But then the spanners of our solitude grow old and rusted as they lie forlorn on the workbench of all our possible futures. We have worn the smallest underwear our very souls can bear whilst still ret… more →
Little Frigging in the Wold
This Throb In The Loins
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 3 months ago: But then the spanners of our solitude grow old and rusted as they lie forlorn on the workbench of al … more →
Perversion As An Art
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 10 months ago: Now, although you may have a pristine and fully-calibrated set of sexual perversion spanners, and so … more →
The Inter-Village Perversion League Team Squad
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 11 months ago: Of course, applying the grommet to the seating point just under the offside mud flap of your oiled a … more →
Woodland Rites
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Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 1 year ago: Clutching our sex spanners close to our palpitating chests, we wormed our way through the entangling … more →
Cry ‘Havoc’ And Let Slip The Weasels Of Perversion
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 1 year ago: If there is no other reason other than this for you to cry ‘havoc’ and let slip the weasels of p … more →
Modern Orgy Etiquette
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 1 year ago: Back in the old days, I wouldn’t show you my collection of electro-weasel spanners until we had be … more →
Sex Weasel Spanners
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: It is not often that I write about my extensive - and rather enviable - collection of Sex Weasel Spa … more →
Over-Earnestly Trousered Stances
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: Now, as the weekend is upon us, I turn away from car parks and put all my spanners back into the app … more →
Fishcakes!
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: Now, as it happens, this is the time, but it is not the place. Last week, it was the place, but not … more →
Chandelier
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 3 years ago: The fearsome chinstraps of Norwegian goat-herders haunt our dreams and nightmares. We have us … more →
Twelve Sexual Perversions That Changed The World - A Review
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: This book, by Little-Frigging-In-The-Wold’s only true celebrity, Lord Mervin (Luxuriant) Hairs … more →
Too Many Words Hurt Brain
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: Here is another of those small adjustable hamster spanners that we found so useful when the grommets … more →
Sexual Arousal Spatulas
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Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: It seems that everywhere these days one can walk into a shop selling anti-spanner lacquer for your e … more →
The Moving Finger… Has A Bit Of A Rest
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: Well, it came to pass that just before we finalised the electro-weasel audit, one of the spanners fe … more →
Unresolved Oscillations
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: As the hopscotch nightmares of your indifferent sausage procurement device fade with the coming dawn … more →
The End of Innovation?
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: These days we often find that our marsupial spanners no longer fit the lug nuts on the underside lea … more →
Vegetable-Related Mayhem
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: Put this pre-owned pancake next to the Chicken-Intriguing DVDs, my little love spanner, then we can … more →
Vibrating Donkey Annoyance Device
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: It just so happens that I do have my spanners with me today. I even have the manual for the Vibratin … more →
Our Favourite Small Mammals
Norbert Trouser-Quandary wrote 2 years ago: These days the words will not come, unless the donkey has been well-lubricated. We still laugh at th … more →
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